unscripted

@FabrizioRomano the supreme leader is back.... order must be restored 😅

🚨 Kylian Mbappé completed training today with the squad and he’s expected to be back for El Clásico.

@DeptofWar Hot take: This UAP dump is government theater. Flashy .gov site, big name quotes, and headlines, but history shows declassified files are usually redacted, inconclusive, or “we saw weird shit.” Paradigm shift or distraction? Time will tell.

@FabrizioRomano his role model is Benzema 😭

🚨⚠️ Bournemouth statement on Alex Jimenez. “AFC Bournemouth are aware of posts circulating on social media involving right-back, Alex Jimenez. “The club understand the seriousness of the matter and it is currently being investigated. “As a result, Alex will not be included in the squad for tomorrow’s Premier League game against Fulham and the club will be making no further comment at this time.”

Kentucky mom allegedly gave 22-month-old son a tattoo because he 'wanted' one

stop worrying if people like you they don't!!!

@JamalMusiala when I was mad,,,I used to think you're better than Pedri 😅

Tough one to take. We gave everything until the end. What stands out most is the mentality in this team and the support from everyone throughout the whole journey. One last big goal ahead now. Looking forward to it together 👊🏽 #MiaSanMia

@FabrizioRomano Canada’s 2026 World Cup captain is now on ‘pace yourself’ mode… literally. he’ll be back just in time to wave from the bench during the opening ceremony 😭😭

🚨 BREAKING: Bayern confirm Alphonso Davies sustained a left hamstring injury. “Davies will be sidelined for several weeks”, Bayern have announced. ⚠️🇨🇦

@FabrizioRomano the curse Is on .... Arsenal is winning it easy 😅

🚨 OFFICIAL: Pep Guardiola wins Premier League Manager of the Month Award for April! 🏅

@theMadridZone @GuillermoRai_ 😭😭😭

🚨 BREAKING: Real Madrid is considering imposing SUBSTANCIAL FINANCIAL SANCTIONS on Fede Valverde and Aurélien Tchouaméni. Sporting punishment is currently viewed as UNLIKELY. @GuillermoRai_

@theMadridZone Keeping up with Real Madrid 😀

🚨 BREAKING: Tchouaméni-Valverde FULL STORY: In training on Wednesday morning, the two players were involved in a dispute after Tchouameni took exception to what he felt was an overly strong tackle from the Uruguayan. The dispute continued into the dressing room after the session, and squad members had to step in to de-escalate. On Thursday, Valverde came into the training ground and shook hands with everybody apart from Tchouameni, sources said. In the day’s session, Valverde hit Tchouameni with a series of strong challenges, to which Tchouameni did not react. The training session then saw players divided into two sides. Coaching staff decided to keep Valverde and Tchouameni together, and sources said Valverde made a comment about this to his team-mate — suggesting he was lucky to avoid facing him. After the session, back in the dressing room, Tchouameni then asked Valverde to come over, and Valverde insulted him. Tchouameni then struck the 27-year-old. The two began to tussle and Valverde banged his head on a table, losing consciousness. Valverde was also bleeding, and there was a great degree of concern about his condition in the room, including from Tchouameni. He regained consciousness and was taken to hospital. @TheAthleticFC

@PSG_inside *didn't

@PSG_inside Kompany did believe he changed the tactics in the second leg 😭

Joyeux anniversaire, coach ! 🎂❤️💙 56 ans aujourd’hui 🥳

I expect big shifts and I’m ready for them. Prosperity flows, doors open, and I don’t give a f*** about doubt or delay. My life upgrades because I claim it and move like it’s already mine.

@MadridXtra @diarioas it's happening as he wished

🚨 In the locker room, they say "It's been very sad, I hope this season ends as soon as possible. This is very serious, but there are other things happened that aren't known." "The Bernabéu is going to make us pay for all this." @diarioas

@Nate_Esparza trying to build something,,,,I hope one day will be my full-time job 😁

No one loves X more than those who work on X

@FabrizioRomano bro deserves the job more than anyone else

🚨 Michael Carrick on his future: “I'm calm about it, it'll get sorted out when it's gonna get sorted out. It’s out of my hands, so we'll see what happens”.

@FabrizioRomano @MenInBlazers

🎧 New Here we go podcast on Real Madrid on @MenInBlazers. ◉ Tchouameni and Valverde: the big chaos and the consequences. ◉ José Mourinho open to taking the job since March. ◉ Toni Kroos still mentioned internally. ◉ Arbeloa still expected to go. 🎥 youtu.be/K5DjkfoZUkE

@LilTunechi sure 💯😀

OKC games are unwatchable. The refs are even dressed in their colors tn! Brazy

@MrBeast typical masculine behaviour

When I was a kid all I wanted to do was build mini military forts all day

@elonmusk the truth doesn't care if you believe it or not