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"hot" as a response to something incredibly erotic irritates me like. can u get on all fours and beg to never be separated from me ever again and talk about how I will never stop inflaming your passions

Schrödinger’s Freak

HAPPY BOTTOMS DAYYYYY

seeing porn of a character i like a lot and going "she would not say that" is so funny

Being horny in the summer feels like dying of consumption

woke up needing to fuck a boycunt

u ever just crave being able to touch somebody

i’m gonna register my mutuals on gay porn sites if they keep ignoring my tweets

“My Mayor is Muslim, my bagel is Jewish, my Christian’s Dior… Knicks in 4” — unknown poet, early 21st century, the American Northeast

fuckin polar opposites

you know the sex is good when you’re both reduced to acting like wild animals trying to tear each other apart

cosplay makeout sesh send tweet

time zones don't mean shit if i wanna talk to you

i paused my sex to tweet this

How do I say that I enjoy seeing cold and stoic male characters wearing lingerie and looking uncomfortable without sounding like an insufferable yaoi freak

you don’t love me and im being really brave about it

[dapping after sex] classic fuck