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Welcome 2 My Page! Stay Awhile =) ♡ obesity promoter, horror and music fan, hedorah appreciator ♡ 18+ only plz (not really nsfw just don’t hang w/minors) ♡ i <3 seals 🦭 ♡ malcolm.carrd.co
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and you wouldn’t even be wearing nylons the lighting is just weird but its too late and you’re getting fucking blitzed in your mentions
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imagine the callout culture in the 40’s when they were rationing materials like you and your oomfs would post a picture of a fun night out and you’d get a qrt like “not you wearing nylons…” and your blood would run cold
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i need to condition it though and i think the turtleneck is doing some heavy lifting but im liking it :)
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malcolm 🥸@wacksabbath·
@duncacclno no i think you’re eliza! [NOT SYNONYMS - JOKE REPLY REJECTED]
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budget for pride month is a fierce 2 dollars
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last night i noticed my beard has been coming in pretty nicely and finally filling out after nearly 11 years on t lol & was stoked but wanted to be chill abt it. but today the guy that takes care of our plants at work said “your beard is looking really nice!” & i felt like this
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My husband forgot that this specific restaurant has a high Caucasian population. Send help.
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