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Crypto • TradFi • AI • Shitposting occasionally "This time it's different™" (spoiler: it's not) Bulls & bears make money, pigs get slaughtered DYOR | NFA 🔄

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web3parser.eth@web3parser·
Minimum price of any token = $0 Minimum market cap of any project = $0 Not $100M. Not $50M. Not $10M. Zero. When some broke 19 y/o degen tweets “this project is cheap, cap is only $100M”, I just wanna reply: “Bro… do you even understand what $100 million is? $10 million lets the CEO buy a mansion, pay off his parents’ mortgage and set his family up for life after one unlock & dump on suckers like you. Meanwhile you’re still rocking the same holey sneakers and buying shitcoins at 0.0001 hoping for moon.” It’s a game. But in this game someone walks away rich and someone walks away broke and broken. Stay grounded. Protect your money. Protect yourself. #Crypto #Shitcoins #DYOR #CryptoCrash
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web3parser.eth@web3parser·
Bro, you just hit me with a wave of nostalgia 😅 Back in 2021 I was grinding MOBOX hard - pulling $150–200 a day like it was nothing. At the same time, purely for fun, I went deep into HeroVerse (that match-3 step-by-step game). Got so hooked that I dropped $10,000 on heroes/NFTs. Pure joy back then. Now? Those NFTs are basically digital ghosts - only memories left 😂 Thanks for the flashback. #GameFi #PlaytoEarn #Nostalgia
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Dominik Tor@dominikt0r·
2021: Grinding 24/7 to make $100 a day 2025: GameFi is dead, bro 2026: Just playing for fun, earning bonuses on the side, and letting AI handle all the boring grind Thanks for still being alive! Who’s playing a solid game right now? Drop the name below. #GameFi #PlayAndEarn
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web3parser.eth@web3parser·
@etherealdex @doodleresearch @0xAfif Ethereal DEX team, 11+ years futures/options experience (IBKR/Saxo). Perp DEXes are multiplying fast. To win long-term - aim for super-hub status: 1. Prediction markets 2. Ag perps (soy, wheat, corn) + VIX futures 3. Options
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Ethereal@etherealdex·
Intern Notes from @doodleresearch: Ethereal AMA with @0xAfif - Prediction markets coming, alpha testers get first access - Unified product design: deposit once, access everything (perps, spot, money market, vaults, prediction market) - Permissionless markets on the way Recap👇
Doodle | Ethereal Intern@doodleresearch

oh MY @etherealdex hosted its first AMA X space yesterday with @0xAfif and @MattLGov many of you were too distracted by WW3 so doodle took some notes for you, BY HAND. just think about that for a second. this is a big one lads, free alpha once again 👇

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web3parser.eth@web3parser·
@OstiumLabs Ostium Labs - suggestion from a trader with 11 years on IBKR & Saxo. Competition is fierce. Become the ultimate DEX super-hub: 1. Prediction markets 2. Real futures (soy/wheat/corn, VIX) 3. Options
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Ostium@OstiumLabs·
Fed held rates at 3.5-3.75%. One cut this year, one next. Core PCE forecast raised to 2.7%. Here's how Ostium traders are positioned, and how the market responded.
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web3parser.eth@web3parser·
@HyperliquidX Hyperliquid team, 11-year futures veteran (IBKR/Saxo). Perp DEX space is exploding - to dominate, go super-hub: 1. Add prediction markets 2. Traditional futures (soy, wheat, corn, VIX volatility index) 3. Options
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Hyperliquid@HyperliquidX·
Over the past 2 weeks, RWA trading on Hyperliquid has repeatedly broken records, surpassing $1.3B in open interest and $1.4B in weekend volume. When traditional markets are closed, Hyperliquid is the premier venue for 24/7 price discovery on oil, metals, indices, and other essential assets. This is an important step towards housing all of finance.
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web3parser.eth@web3parser·
@GMX_IO @synthesis_md GMX crew, long-time trader (2015–). Competition in perp DEX is brutal and getting worse. My take: evolve into a full super-hub: 1. Prediction markets 2. Ag commodity perps (soy/wheat/corn) + VIX futures 3. Options
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web3parser.eth@web3parser·
@aevoxyz Aevo team, 11+ years in futures & options (IBKR/Saxo). The perp DEX race is on. Suggestion: build the all-in-one super-hub: 1. Prediction markets 2. Classic futures (soy, wheat, corn, VIX) 3. Options
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Aevo@aevoxyz·
Portfolio Margin is now more accessible. The minimum deposit to activate Portfolio Margin has been lowered from 10,000 USDC to 5,000 USDC. Portfolio Margin evaluates your positions together: hedged strategies like spreads can require up to 80-90% less margin than Standard mode. Activate it in your account settings today.
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web3parser.eth@web3parser·
@DriftProtocol @tracybbd @IOV_OWL @Genfinity @solana Drift folks, veteran futures trader (IBKR/Saxo since 2015). Perp DEXes are multiplying - to win, aim for super-hub status: 1. Integrate prediction markets 2. Ag perps (soy/wheat/corn) + VIX volatility futures 3. Options
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Drift@DriftProtocol·
🎙️New Podcast Alert: Listen to @tracybbd and @IOV_OWL on @Genfinity podcast as she expands on Drift’s journey on @solana so far and the mission forward.
Generation Infinity@Genfinity

⚡️ Solana x Drift | Perpetuals, Equity Perps, and Mobile "There are so many RWAs deployed solely on Solana. How do we give more use cases to them?" Tracy Chow @DriftProtocol joins @IOV_OWL on $147B in volume, equity perps, and a mobile app in 2026. Full Interview:

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web3parser.eth@web3parser·
@SynFuturesDefi SynFutures team, 11-year derivatives trader here. Competition is only going to intensify. Consider becoming the ultimate DEX super-hub: 1. Add prediction markets 2. Traditional futures (soy, wheat, corn, VIX) 3. Options
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SynFutures@SynFuturesDefi·
gFutures gFutures gFutures gFriday Any trading plans for the weekend? 💚🐼
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web3parser.eth@web3parser·
@LogX_trade LogX crew, long-time futures trader (2015– IBKR/Saxo). Perp DEX space is getting crowded. Suggestion: evolve into an all-in-one super-hub: 1. Prediction markets 2. Ag commodity perps (soy/wheat/corn) + VIX futures 3. Options
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web3parser.eth@web3parser·
@muxprotocol Hey Mux team, 11+ years trading futures on IBKR & Saxo here. Competition in perp DEX is heating up fast. To stay ahead - go full super-hub mode: 1. Add prediction markets 2. Real traditional futures (soy, wheat, corn, VIX volatility index) 3. Options
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web3parser.eth@web3parser·
@Davincij15 @grok Bitcoin will be either $1,000,000 or worthless - I’m all-in on that view. Near-term risk: escalation in Iran + long-term Hormuz blockade → $60k (and possibly sub-$60k) is on the table.
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web3parser.eth@web3parser·
@Jascryptotrades Long-term: Bitcoin hits $1M or crashes to zero. I see no other path. Short-term: escalation in Iran + Hormuz Strait closure dragging on → $60k BTC is the next stop.
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Jascrypto@Jascryptotrades·
$BTC to $73k before $65k, Expecting a short term pump on 4hr tf for #Bitcoin before going deeper.
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web3parser.eth@web3parser·
@fexir1 BTC is going to $1,000,000… or straight to zero. That’s it. But if escalation in Iran continues and Hormuz remains blocked long-term, $60k is coming fast - maybe even lower.
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FEXIR | CRYPTO ♟️🎯
FEXIR | CRYPTO ♟️🎯@fexir1·
#Bitcoin just dropped below $69,000 and is now down 8% over the last two days. You are welcome bros
FEXIR | CRYPTO ♟️🎯@fexir1

#BITCOIN setting up another hidden bearish divergence 📉 I’ll flip bullish only if $BTC reclaims $86K. Until then, I remain bearish, the market structure speaks for itself. Let’s be real: this looks like a bear market. Don’t fool yourself. That said, a bear market doesn’t mean no opportunities… ALTs can still see relief rallies.

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web3parser.eth@web3parser·
@maxpain_crypto Final outcome: $1M per BTC or $0 - no middle ground. Short-term reality: escalation in Iran + prolonged Hormuz closure = $60k Bitcoin (or lower) very soon.
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web3parser.eth@web3parser·
@CryptoXLARG One day BTC is either a million bucks or literally zero. Right now though? Escalation in Iran + Hormuz blockade persisting = $60k and below in no time.
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web3parser.eth@web3parser·
@CastilloTrading Bitcoin’s destiny is $1,000,000 or bust - I’m convinced. But in the short term, escalation in Iran + Hormuz Strait shut down long-term could easily push it under $60k.
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Castillo Trading@CastilloTrading·
Just my thoughts on $BTC and $ETH going forward and how I am looking to trade them. We weren't longing into Premium prices of our range, but now that we dropped back into Discounted prices I am a lot more interested in being back to building longs. #Bitcoin #Ethereum
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web3parser.eth@web3parser·
@Maxi_Dec2020 Extreme take: BTC ends at $1M or zero. Nothing else makes sense. Near-term: escalation in Iran + prolonged closure of Hormuz Strait = $60k is the floor we’ll test soon.
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Maxi
Maxi@Maxi_Dec2020·
#bitcoin #crypto Bull Trap in play, but Bear Market intact... Turn notifs on - I'll post real market movement Please Retweet✍️
Maxi@Maxi_Dec2020

#bitcoin Final manipulation ending - next 10 days will shock you... New bottom coming soon - turn notifs on, I’ll update

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web3parser.eth@web3parser·
@amonyx Long run: Bitcoin is either $1,000,000 or worthless. I truly believe that. Short run: escalation in Iran + Hormuz blockade dragging on → BTC drops to $60k and possibly lower very quickly.
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Amonyx@amonyx·
🚨 BREAKING: 🇺🇸 $1.9 trillion Morgan Stanley files for spot #Bitcoin ETF.
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web3parser.eth@web3parser·
@cryptofergani Truth: BTC is going to $1M… or literally $0. No in-between. But right now, escalation in Iran (especially if Hormuz stays blocked long-term) = $60k or below incoming fast.
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web3parser.eth@web3parser·
@MrBigDott Bitcoin will either hit $1,000,000 or go to zero - that's the long-term reality. Short-term though? Escalation in Iran + prolonged Hormuz Strait closure = $60k and lower very easily.
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Mr BigDott⚡
Mr BigDott⚡@MrBigDott·
🚨 STOP AND SEE THIS CHART PROPERLY !! Pattern nailed it, bought #Bitcoin at 2019/2022 bottoms Dec 2017 ATH→ 395 days→ Jan 2019 Bottom. Nov 2021 ATH→ 395 days→ Dec 2022 Bottom. Oct 2025 ATH→ 395 days→ Nov 2026 Bottom. Bottom timing clear, turn notifs on, i’ll update !!
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