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Just a group of girls lost in the clouds

Parents who bring screaming toddlers into fine dining establishments or breweries because they refuse to lose their identity are deeply selfish. Hire a babysitter or stay home and eat chicken nuggets with your crotch goblin.

It's very important to know your wife/husband to be PAST before marriage.

XENOPHOBIA: MTN gives repatriated Nigerians N100,000 each

My family of four once spent the night in a love hotel. It happened while we were traveling and my parents realized they didn’t have enough money left. Every regular hotel was fully booked. My dad lowered his head at the front desk and asked, “Would it be possible for my family to stay here?” The receptionist froze. “With... all of you?” “Yes. The four of us, including the children.” There was a long silence. Then the receptionist said, “Alright.” We went to the room. The bed was unbelievably huge. There was a mirror on the ceiling. “Why is there a mirror on the ceiling?” my little brother, who was in second grade, asked. “It’s decoration.” Dad answered instantly. “Why is there only one bed?” “It’s that kind of hotel.” Mom answered just as quickly. Both of them avoided eye contact. The four of us slept together on a giant heart-shaped bed. It was cramped. Someone’s arm kept ending up on someone else’s face. But it was warm. The next morning, my brother said,

A man noticed something strange about his wife six months after their wedding. Every time they attended family events together, she was warm, affectionate, and proudly introduced him as her husband. But whenever they were in public around strangers, she acted differently. If they entered a restaurant, she would insist on sitting across from him instead of beside him. If someone asked if they were together, she would laugh and say, “We're just friends.” At first he thought she was joking. Then one day he accompanied her to a professional networking event. Throughout the entire evening she introduced him to everyone as her cousin. Not husband. Cousin. On their way home he asked why she did it.⬇️⬇️⬇️

For seven years, an old woman sat on the sidewalk outside my apartment building selling cheap plastic pens. Nobody ever bought them. Most people walked past her like she was invisible, but every single day, she sat there from sunrise to sunset. Out of pity, I started buying one pen from her every Monday morning. She never spoke; she would just smile quietly and nod. Yesterday, her spot on the sidewalk was completely empty. Instead, a young man in a clean jacket was sitting on her stool, holding a small wooden box.

when the exam is so hard you’re learning new things by reading the questions

fvck the world with a large condom

Ever experienced your babe giving you head in your car? No, cos you don’t have both 😂

My advice to Ronaldo is; “ leave football before football leaves you” But Una go say poor man no suppose advise rich man .

how do I tell this girl I like her but cannot date her.

One ADHD symptom explains 90% of the “why am I like this?” moments.

People inspire you, or they drain you -- pick them wisely.

To my Peers, JUST BE YOURSelf and GROW! Keep people around who CELEBRATE YOU unconditionally and appreciates all of the hard work that gets put in. Distance yourself from the folks who manipulate, hate, and hurt.

If we go raw, I’m not minding my business.

When you're high as fuck and you see your friend rolling another blunt.

Got enough for the who month

"Therapist: And how do you cope? Me:

Smoking is bad but he looks so good doing it.