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"Hi Rishi, it's Michelle from Mone Military Uniforms."

Status symbols today: - Long Strava runs - Empty calendars - Caring about microplastics - Electric cars - Mortgage rate below 3% - Having lots of followers or being off social completely - Being sober - Eating "clean" - Type of water you drink - Private school for kids - Traveling to Japan - Premium skincare - 2nd house - Backyard pizza oven - 2+ fridges - Sauna/cold plunge regiment - Charcuterie boards - Private chef - Dyson vacuums - Beautiful workstation - Le labo products - Second hand goods with stories - Eating organic - HiFi audio - Reading books - Work-life balance - High end coffee regiment - Digital detoxing What did I miss?

Have you considered a gap year in Afghanistan?

Clearly Photoshopped.

@JohnnyMercerUK Coming from a 'man' with a voting record like yours? The only sad fucker here is you, Johnny.

I genuinely think these people are unwell. In reality of course I’ve helped thousands of these UK Allies over the last two years - against the tide. Criticised by those who haven’t helped a single one. Not one. Blinded by their hatred. Sad fuckers.

A young buck once said to me in a bar "I've never fought a mountain lion but I've choked a few cougars", accompanied by an eyebrow wiggle, and it's one of the handful of times I was rendered speechless.

🚨 Scammer Alert 🚨 There is an account with the username @Conservatives that is posting deliberately misleading information Please do check what they post and report any misinformation to twitter

🏆 Morgan Whittaker is the @SkyBetChamp Player of the Month for January. Congratulations, Morgan! #pafc

@HollyMClemens @susiebissell1 Hey Susie, can you keep eyes out for this pleaaaaaase?

This lifelike model is currently being built by #RNLI supporter Chris Wood. It's based on the Severn class lifeboat, Christopher Pearce, located at @HheadLifeboat and is being put together entirely by hand, mostly from plywood. Brilliant work, Chris. 👏 #Models #Lifeboats

this is the only feature i want in ios 17

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The Jay-Z voice you hear in this song is entirely AI 🤯

This is Coco. She’s very proud of you for making it through another day. Thought you should know that. 13/10

This is the dramatic moment @PlymouthRNLI reached a man who'd been in cold water for 25 minutes after his boat sank. Thankfully, a skipper of a fishing vessel found the man & saved his life. Be a lifesaver too. Take the #MaydayMile charity challenge: rnli.social/mayday

Plymouth Inshore Lifeboat (Annabel E Jones) B-908 heading out towards Wembury Bay on exercise this morning. If you see someone in difficulty in the water or around the coast Dial 999 or 112 and ask for the Coastguard. Know what to do – visit RNLI.org/safety.

Wishing our dear friends at @HMCoastguard a very happy birthday today! It’s a pleasure working together to save lives at sea. Here’s some incredible photos of @PlymouthRNLI and Coastguard Rescue 924 in action during a recent training exercise. 🚁

The wait is almost over. Season 5, coming February 24, only on @netflix! 📺 #F1 #DriveToSurvive

Launched from Plymouth, South Devon about half an hour ago - rnli.org/plymouth

The irony here is uncanny