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Demon showed up, f all da haters

whewwww

@muheediva01 Drop something important in between car seat and center console, scrape hands grabbing it

Pay a bill. Pay a bill. Work. Work. Work. Change your oil. CARD DECLINED! CARD IS LOCKED! Change your password. 2 step verification. PERIOD! Unload the dishwasher. Change tire. 4 TIRES! WAKE UP! Work. Work. Work. Food is bad. Apple $9.99. Skincare. Sunscreen. Protein. Protein. Pay a bill. Pay a bill. Always somebody’s birthday. “Are you coming?” RENT IS DUE! I’m so EXHAUSTERWELMULATED with life right now! 😩😭

Which player made you fall in love with basketball? (GIFs only)

@BGNHoops We’re done with Kevin, we’re tryna see what that Bron stimulus

If Harden and KD both get eliminated in the 1st round they should team up again this summer and have one last run together. Injuries were the only thing that stopped them from a championship in Brooklyn. They team up again and you surround them with the right pieces? It’d be over for the rest of the league.

Bron win: he’s 41 🤷🏾‍♂️ Bron lose: he’s 41 🤷🏾‍♂️

@WalderSports It’s not tho. Zero chance for the raptors

I can’t believe the Raptors and Magic in the second round is on the table.

Do we realize how dumb using FGM is?? Harden playoff career TS% — 58.7% Harden career playoff wins — 92 Durant playoff career TS% — 59.9% Durant career playoff wins — 101 Dirk playoff career TS% — 57.7% Dirk career playoff wins — 69 Wade playoff career TS% — 54.9% Wade career playoff wins — 105 This is honestly so dumb. People should really dig into the KD and Wade files for some of their individual playoff games

@patricklilley15 @BGNHoops put it on God we losing this series, u dont even believe tht

@BGNHoops Lmao keep that same energy when they lose in 7

Harden after yesterday’s loss: “Going back home, we got our crowd behind us, we’ll play better… It’s not like they’re doing something crazy.” Bro is not worried at ALL about the Raptors 😭

When Harden has the game of his life in g5 I will be very interested in how the dialogue shifts once again

@getnickwright You’re such a disingenuous worm, he was coming off the bench the first 3 years of his career you clown

Can’t believe I got Community Noted on a Harden tweet! To be fair & correct the record entirely, here’s the full accurate info: James Harden playoff games with… 5 or less FGs: 77 4 or less FGs: 55 3 or less FGs: 35 2 or less FGs: 22 As many/more turnovers than FGs: 44

@RyB_311 Harden genuinely the only player that gets as many misleading or downright wrong stats in his career This is as bad as the “Under 5 FGM” stat where he had the most because (surprise) he came off the bench for almost 50 playoff games

This Harden stat wasn’t passing the smell test to me so I decided to track it, times Harden has more TOVs than FGs 2026: 2 25: 1 24: 1 23: 4 22: 4 21: 1 20: 1 19: 1 18: 2 17: 3 16: 0 15: 2 14: 0 13: 1 12: 3 11: 2 10: 1 29 times, 15 fewer than 44

Kenny Atkinson the dumbass sees Harden make 4 consecutive free throws and then takes him out the game with a 6 point lead 🤦🏾‍♂️ guess what happens next

Dennis gonna have to be off this team soon already can see it

love when Harden is so confident in the foul he tells the other coach to review it

Harden crazy man lmaoo

I like how all the Harden hate has to keep changing because he's proving them wrong every time 😭 First it was "Don't get used to New Team Harden" He does well Then it was "Harden is a playoff dropper" He does well Now they've changed it to "Elimination games dropper"

Kenny Atkinson on James Harden’s playmaking: “Him and LeBron are the only guys that I've seen in that category… it’s a whole other level”

HARDEN SO FAR IN THIS SERIES: 25 PPG 4 RPG 8 APG 54% FG THEY TOLD ME HE’S A “PLAYOFF CHOKER”