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@wkeyholder

26 chicago both thinker & non-thinker floating rock enjoyer

Chicago, USA Se unió Şubat 2014

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n8@wkeyholder·4d

how do i tell women at the bar that i don’t want to fuck i just want to be their boyfriend for 2 hours, make out and go home

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n8@wkeyholder·2m

@janeejetsonn always has been

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jane jets@janeejetsonn·5m

This is an option??

n8@wkeyholder

how do i tell women at the bar that i don’t want to fuck i just want to be their boyfriend for 2 hours, make out and go home

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@dollfacedfishy

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Angie 🧁@dollfacedfishy·25m

This dress is too big on me I look like a sack

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n8@wkeyholder·12m

working from home on mondays is so perfect & peaceful

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n8@wkeyholder·18m

@saItsneck im scared

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ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━@saItsneck·19m

@wkeyholder open.spotify.com/track/5c6gkexa…

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ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━@saItsneck·25m

MY NAME IS MUD

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n8@wkeyholder·50m

@saItsneck haha

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ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━@saItsneck·51m

@wkeyholder i think i would rather die than live (as an adult, alone) in the house i grew up in tbh. oh wait… i do! haha!! 🫥

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ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━@saItsneck·16h

i want to fuck my new manager so bad even after my three suicide attempts simply bc it’s like looking in a mirror. bro trust i know your game

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n8@wkeyholder·52m

@saItsneck our parents should have locked in 🫩

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ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━@saItsneck·55m

@wkeyholder i’m like 90% sure he lives in his parents old house so he rly only has to pay utilities and shit. what a life

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n8@wkeyholder·56m

@saItsneck me before rent existed

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ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━@saItsneck·16h

yes i should focus on myself. no i dont care. dude u drive a nice car and spend all ur money on tattoos bc u have shit else going on for you. I UNDERSTAND!!!

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n8@wkeyholder·1h

@joethecuban011 they gonna start calling you Ho instead 😭

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don Fernando@joethecuban011·7h

Can you guys call me this

madi@luckygirldotcom

Its a mexican nigga at my job named Jose but they call that nigga Zay and it throws me the fuck off everytime

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gunnar@GunnzMetzger

@solaitry invites are void when the wind guides my path

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gunnar@GunnzMetzger·1d

@solaitry invites are void when the wind guides my path

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n8@wkeyholder·9h

@bigballerbernn real free thinker

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bern@bigballerbernn·20h

he who goes to sleep with itchy butt wakes up with dirty finger

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@awshuqs

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n8@wkeyholder·9h

@awshuqs short time follower, first time commenter however your brain is operating rn i can just really get behind. one of the last true free thinkers left. i may be writing you in for the next election. #iloveyou

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