Wolf, guess what my username elsewhere is :-)

Time for a new pinned t-shirt, clock, cup and everything else. The Twit is a loser. redbubble.com/shop/ap/618708…

@Spanners_cat @bec7ford Because it is.

@Rossmac212 It is illegal to supply alcohol to minors....

I’m just out having a pint with a bird😂

@MoistenedTart Or.... For those that like babies and can eat a whole one, do we have the thing you are looking for.

@MoistenedTart We are going to need a bigger sandwich press.

This Saturday I will be doing two important things. 1: Cooking my last democracy sausage sizzle for the #wolfcatcubs Primary school, yep next year is High School. and 2: Voting Yes after that.

@MoistenedTart Also number 1 has 1million dollars that she got as part of the prize

If you don’t know, here you go ✅ #TheVoice #HistoryIsCalling #VoteYes

Twitter isn't just a little bit, oh if he backs off a bit, he broke it. It's so broken that he is promoting weird Obama/Jew conspiracy tweets then only ensuring that the sycophants are in the top replies because they paid, that the platform is dead. Have an exit strategy!

@kellulz Coroner's report... well she had it coming.

As someone old enough to get most of the references first hand... this ad is knocking it out of the park... simply wow. And the fuck you to Howard is just sublime.

The ratio... If Labor didn't even field someone in an ultra safe seat might be some think to consider...

@JoshuaWithers Mrs Wolfcat and I did that Dec 1999, haven't regretted it since.

Who said eloping in Australia means you're running away from something? Isn't it more like running towards an intimate celebration of love, free from the pressure of 'the norm'? Let's reclaim elopement as an act of intention, shall we? Who's ready to run towards an unforgettable

@fictillius Wagga Wagga

Guess the station

Any of my followers need a blue life line?

Sam Newman needs to be cancelled #4corners

Doing my duty for the #wolfcatcubs school Bunnings Moorabbin today is your sausage of choice.

@ColourpurpleGal The Matildas :-)

Australia right now... #mat

.@TheMatildas epic win over Denmark has been reflected in our flush factor with World Cup fans hanging on till after the sirens! The flush factor is our unique way of rating the engagement of fans - the closer the game the more likely people will hold on or the loo 😰💦💩 #FIFAWC