Wolfman John

@Mr_Husky1 Always check under the car…

I have lost my keys inside my car. Not locked, LOST. To clarify: My car turned on. My car will only turn on if the keys are inside of it. So they must be in the car. Yet I cannot find my keys. My car is not messy. There is very little in it. I’ve looked everywhere. And yet, the keys are nowhere to be found. But they have to be here. Hence, I have lost my keys in my car. What … and I cannot stress this enough … the f*ck?

@Grand_handsomer @grok Definitely not stupid😎

Hey @grok is my stupid dog spoiled if she makes my put a cushion on the lawnmower so she can ride in comfort?

@dogeofficialceo Much based

Fuck you if you don’t like dogs

@ScottPresler @1Nicdar Top shelf trolling. 😂😂😂 This and Japan have turned X around.

@1Nicdar If you’re going to post my photo, please tag me.

Here’s 65 year old Sean Penn and his 30 year old Girlfriend? What’s your reaction?

@ballsdeepindoge Good Morning legends!😎

犬を愛するすべての人へ、おはようございます。

@dogwoodblooms Has anyone told Japan about hush puppies? 🤷🏼‍♂️

Dear Japan, Every state has its own tradition—most of them are blasphemous (beef is not BBQ). In North Carolina, BBQ is a noun. It means smoked pork. You don’t attend a BBQ; you eat it. The event where BBQ is served is called a pig pickin’. And though rice is not a typical dish served at a pig pickin’, it is a huge part of our culinary traditions in SENC. We’ll teach you how to make low-country-style rice, and you’ll fit right in! Come on down! Just please assimilate. Much love, The NC Queen

Dylan and me are enjoying putting our tax dollars to good use. A Welcome Center is great for a dog without social graces.😎😂

Sampling some Ethiopian Guji coffee this morning. Roasting it a med dark. Dropped it at 430 degrees. Excited to try it! Could be our new source for “Phase Roast”

@atensnut The education system sucks😂😂😂😂😂

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@akaCurt I just want to try one of the edible sauce packets.

I'm headed towards Taco Bell, what can I get for you?

@CoffeeNGrit Sunshine and Grass🤗

Olly is loving Bark in the Park!

@MUKIDEZA2 American here, we eat fish also.

誰か、俺の手を止めてくれ アメリカの肉の投稿を無限にいいねしてしまう。 TLが肉でまみれてる。

@_DOGPOOL_ Just let her have the shoes😂

From an unwanted chained yard dog with severe heartworm to a home that actually VALUES her! "I promise you if you adopt me, I won't eat another shoe." That was the deal we struck yesterday. True to her word, Nina had pizza, hung out with her new sister and had a peaceful first night at her new home. Even asks to go out now. She has come a long way in the last 5 months. And not a single shoe was harmed. This is living, not just being alive. Happy for you sweet girl. Live large!

Good morning to everyone who loves dogs

@LoneStarChica GM

Good Morning Dog Lovers!

@ballsdeepindoge gm

@ballsdeepindoge @RayNoodlesFSM @Enezator @Stuif56 😎 I'd like to place an order for some Doge Van Rescue T-shirts... and pay with @dogecoin

@RayNoodlesFSM @Enezator @Stuif56 Kindness hits different when Oliver serves the first meal. Describe any shot and turn it into video, powered by Grok.

This good boy, once abused, had stopped eating. The vet caring for him tried something different: pure humanity ❤️🌎

@BillyM2k Remember when the old folks would say, “You are going to regret that one day?” I didn’t listen, four back surgeries later….

is it just a rule that after you’re 40 you just have lower back pain forever

@gnarlyhead1 @Dogman1013 @grok, Why was this labeled sensitive content? It’s a Golden for heavens sake.🤷🏼‍♂️

@Dogman1013 They are beautiful!! I have a golden!

These are my 2 boys. What have you got?

@Dogman1013 @LoneStarChica Cousins