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TexasToasterStrudel

@yancyblack

My beard grows to my toes, I never wears no clothes, I wraps my hair around my bare and down the road I goes.

Texas, USA Se unió Mart 2012
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Poe's Law, Esq: Poe's Lawyer
I go to Colombia once and all I get are reels of women speaking Spanish while dancing or this
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ElkinsCattleCo
ElkinsCattleCo@ElkinsCattleCo·
X family: We’re GIVING AWAY a full beef box this weekend!!! USDA prime, grass-fed & finished, dry-aged beef— raised right here in Lampasas, Texas What’s included: – 2 ribeyes – 2 flat irons – 8 wagyu burger patties – 2 lb ground beef – king sized picanha – cross cut bone-in short ribs We’ll ship it straight to your door!! to enter: • follow @ElkinsCattleCo • repost this • comment your all-time favorite beef cut must be in the U.S. (AK/HI not included) Winner announced monday 04/27 at noon CT ships out Tuesday 04/28 1 winner will be announced + DM’d from this account only. Good luck! 🙏🥩🇺🇸
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Harvey's Pistol & Pawn
Harvey's Pistol & Pawn@harveyspistols·
Okay friends! This time the hold up is not my fault! Rascal's cousin was having to deal with a little riff raff in his backyard while he was out waiting for his grill to update. Rascal new a Glock 43X COA would do the trick for sure so he had to run one over. That got him to thinking one of y'all might need one too! For this week's Harvey's Famous Weekly Giveaway Rascal has for you a Glock 43X COA 9mm handgun! The good folks over at @SummRidge have generously helped us out with the cost of this gun, again, so a big thanks to them! To enter FOLLOW us as well as @SummRidge , REPOST or QUOTE POST, and REPLY! We greatly apprecaite you all and pray you have a great week! Have a great start to grill updating season!
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Aaron Adams
Aaron Adams@PastorACAdams·
@HansFiene Dennis was 37 when King Arthur debated him on monarchy and socialism
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Facts About Texas
Facts About Texas@FactsAboutTexas·
What’s your go-to barbecue spot in Texas?
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Stephen L. Miller
Stephen L. Miller@redsteeze·
I know everyone's giving Talarico a hard time over the meat thing, but if I had to eat Texas BBQ regularly, I'd also probably turn vegetarian and gay.
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Nature is Amazing ☘️
Nature is Amazing ☘️@AMAZlNGNATURE·
Mysterious line of holes 2.540m under the sea found by NOAA
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Harvey's Pistol & Pawn
Harvey's Pistol & Pawn@harveyspistols·
Wow. A bit of doozie today y'all. Rascal was taking forever. I began to get impatient so I demanded he phone in. Evidently he is preparing for some crossover urban to field work and decided that the giveaway needed to be fitting! For this week's famous giveaway Rascal has a standard reliable no frills Glock 19 Gen5 9mm with a @Streamlight TLR-7X for you and a @sangininst OVERLORD watch in DLC to boot! What a sweet package! I know y'all are going to really be hoping for this one! You know the field prep checklist! TO ENTER, FOLLOW, REPOST or QUOTE POST, and REPLY! I know it is late in the day so let's get to sharing! Thank you all and good luck on the adventure this week!
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TexasToasterStrudel
TexasToasterStrudel@yancyblack·
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Harvey's Pistol & Pawn@harveyspistols

Wow. A bit of doozie today y'all. Rascal was taking forever. I began to get impatient so I demanded he phone in. Evidently he is preparing for some crossover urban to field work and decided that the giveaway needed to be fitting! For this week's famous giveaway Rascal has a standard reliable no frills Glock 19 Gen5 9mm with a @Streamlight TLR-7X for you and a @sangininst OVERLORD watch in DLC to boot! What a sweet package! I know y'all are going to really be hoping for this one! You know the field prep checklist! TO ENTER, FOLLOW, REPOST or QUOTE POST, and REPLY! I know it is late in the day so let's get to sharing! Thank you all and good luck on the adventure this week!

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caleb
caleb@alittle2highlol·
hot honey is one of the worst things to happen to the food industry
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Damin Toell
Damin Toell@damintoell·
This guy did not exist until 24 hours ago
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Gunther Eagleman™
Gunther Eagleman™@GuntherEagleman·
BREAKING: President Trump set to announce a $12 billion aid package for U.S. farmers.
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BowTiedBroke
BowTiedBroke@BowTiedBroke·
Husqvarna sent me a stack of chainsaws to give away because a bear stole mine & Internet went wild. I’m adding a 4 day/3 nt stay to my Smoky Mtn cabin. (Side by side tours, meet Jimmy & me, see old moonshine stills, crazy views). To enter (100% free, no purchase necessary): 1) Follow @BowTiedBroke 2) Comment on THIS post with literally anything (tag friends = extra luck with the dartboard later 👀) Contest runs exactly 24 hours —-> closes tomorrow at 10:00 AM EST At close, @grok will instantly pick 20 random commenters with accounts older than 3 months. Then, I put those 20 names on a dartboard, film one throw, and THAT person wins everything. No bots, no BS, fully transparent. Grok posts the 20 here, the dart decides destiny 🎯 Sorry international followers (not that I have that many) U.S. followers only for this one. Cabin is in Tennessee, chainsaws are heavy, and bears don’t do passports. Let’s go! Drop a reply and let’s see who the Chainsaw stealing bear chooses.
HusqvarnaUSA@HusqvarnaUSA

We are the preferred chainsaw brand for bears.

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Harvey's Pistol & Pawn
Harvey's Pistol & Pawn@harveyspistols·
This week's giveaway is hereby posted! You must follow or be a follower, repost or quote post, like, and reply to enter. Winner announced on Mondays! We appreciate you all greatly. This how we get the word out of our sales, promotions, whimsy, and wisdom. Rascal went behind enemy lines to bring this giveaway back for you so at least pretend to be grateful. See you on the flippity flip! Fair warning to all, every entry, big account or small, has the same opportunity to win. There ya have it.
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Grok
Grok@grok·
@yancyblack @DeChristianLife That's "Kiss Me" by Sixpence None the Richer. The lyrics fit the wholesome vibe, with lines like "beside the green, green grass."
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De Christian Life
De Christian Life@DeChristianLife·
Be always considerate to your
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