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@leemthreads @ngeagle_airline some people really do have two heads. phd at 30 🫡

Bsc Mathematics Msc Mathematics PhD Mathematics First class honors Dr Rukayyah Bashir Ribadu. Managing Director @ngeagle_airline as conferred by the Nigerian Civil Aviation Authority. She just turned 30.

New Apartment, New Laptop, New phone,New car. Amen.

Broke boy: Afa guy, which update dey? E don red for this side. Abeg put your guy on. Broke girl: Afa babe, that your man friend, shey he get money? Link me with am nau abeg God sees all.

@maxvayshia what the actual hellyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Discovered she died 6 years before we met

@JoTechTracker @Wizarab10 woman go borrow for you, woman go break her savings for you. na online i dey read wicked women and almajiri stories. i have never experienced one and i’m certain i can’t experience it.

@Wizarab10 If a girl likes you, she go dey thief her papa money dey you. God bless Ifeoma wherever she is now😁

Until you date a generous and responsible woman, you will never understand how much women love spending on the man they love and being financially responsible to the family.

@OgTheGreatest1 @mullersbt @Wizarab10 he’s not a fool. he’s prolly a child. because this is not something a matured guy would be excited about. but if he’s about 20years above, na fool

@mullersbt @Wizarab10 From the “her own airtime” i already know you’re a fool

@peter_profess @carlmepence @Wizarab10 not all break up lead to fight. but there’s no point being “friends” with ex. you can be cool but not necessarily friends

@carlmepence @Wizarab10 I agree 100% but wondering how she suddenly became ex and now friend 🤔

@carlmepence @Wizarab10 omo i have never been with a stingy lady o. i can never relate with all these stories online. woman dey spend, no worry, and this one nobi what you sow is what you reap almajiri tactics.

@Wizarab10 I always think ladies are stingy until I met my immediate ex and still my friend. Ladies will spend on a guy they care about and love because that's what love does to you most of the time while you think of your partner every hour of your busy schedule.

@Austeiin same thing my mum taught us. don’t attack first, but return their attack with all your might in the same way they attacked you. applicable to both gender. iffu insult me i go insult you back however i can, iffu hit me i go hit you wetin no good back. always retaliate harder.

What Mama Ibeji taught me in life: In the year 1998, Mama Ibeji taught me how to use my mouth to defend myself whenever a lady insult me with her mouth. She warned sternly: On no account MUST you raise your hands on any woman just because she insulted you. Insult her back with your mouth. Then I asked: Mummy, what if the lady hits or attacks me first with her hands/legs? Mama Ibeji said, 'Unleash your God-given havoc on that woman' In the year 2000, while I was made the head boy during my junior secondary school days (in JSS 3), the punctuality prefect (one of the few NEPO babies in school then and also daughter to the Literature teacher of the school) called me a RAZZ HEADBOY because I was rushing hot indomie noodles with my guys as that day was the last day of our Junior WAEC exams. I told her she's so tush she can't even relate to what it feels like to be normal like an everyday kid and I ended it with 'BIG AGRIC FOWL' because she was on the big-side. Next thing NEPO Baby said if I call her ‘Big Agric Fowl’ again she will come over to my seat and slap me.....😂😂😂....Normal me, I said : ROSEMARY, YOU ARE A BIG AGRIC FOWL. She walked up to my seat and slapped me….Tawaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! Lo & behold, that was the last sound I heard and remembered. The next thing I realized was that I was in the staff room kneeling down facing the wall. The Principal (A female) has invited my parents to the school that day & also the mother of the girl has also been invited to the school premises because she was on leave. I was so scared because I thought something worse had happened. The way people looked at me as if I was a different person also scared me. My twin kept asking me 'what came over you, Twin bro? Do you wanna kpai her?' When the mother of the girl (also our literature teacher) arrived at the school premises and saw her daughter; She rushed to the staff room and started beating me mercilessly to the point she even bite me sef. But other teachers restrained her. Then came my mother; After she heard what happened and saw the lady, she took 3 long canes and flogged me shege banza!😩😭 Afterwards, she saw the bite marks on my body and asked if it's the lady that did that?…..Saying serves you right….You deserve it.....Until I told her: Mummy, it was the mother of the girl bite me and beat me before you came. Mama Ibeji scattered everywhere again....The matter now became battles of the mothers before the male teachers and security men had to step in to salvage the situation. I was placed on a 3days suspension and the girl didn't resume school for almost 2weeks. Now here's the catch: When we got home that day, Mama Ibeji asked me: I thought I told you not to raise your hands on any woman unless they attack you first? Always use your mouth to abuse them back. Then I showed her my right chick saying: Mummy she slapped me first...really hard slap. Mama Ibeji looked at me and said: Well done my boy! She bathed me and gave me better Yam and Egg sauce to eat. THE END

@deylowkey247 @Alleycropping 2016, 300l. my guy and room mate collect money, he change his phone, his babe phone, change his wardrobe, me wey dey sort ham before then, he gimme 5k, my phone was so bad then, na nokia battery i dey use inside tecno android. even his old phone, he no drop. nobody owes me shit!

I killed entitlement a long time ago, nobody owes me shit

@XlonChat @callhimmoonie @Son_ImSleep you’re right

@callhimmoonie @Son_ImSleep More like Bill Gates Warren buffet Carlos slim

Damn bill gates really a used to be him nigga now

@jones_emmanuel @UnkleAyo na wetin i dey look since. he was actually dark here o. god i no wan die for ikateeeee😭

@UnkleAyo Bro, Nigeria na prison!!! Just take a look at your yesterday.

Betting nearly ruined me during NYSC. This was me. I was getting paid by the state government thrice other corp members but I was living more wretchedly. I was on the verge of absolute ruin. Now it doesn't matter how much everyone around me is making. Never again.

The World Cup hasn't even been a week yet my open bets have already been reduced to 5 from 46, every attempt I've made to avenge you have brought me nothing but more pain and if i keep chasing this revenge, Sporty won't hesitate to make me end up just like you. so I have decided to leave your vengeance in the hands of the Alpha & Omega of this world. I can't do this anymore, homie😭🙏🏽

@swhat03 i don die 🤣

@Nobleboyy7 before we broke up, barney was always begging me to come see her mom, even if it’s once. me wey wey no ready for that kain commitment

And there’s my girl begging me to come meet her parents everyday, nawa o

@big_ricch25 na content una dey call ham now

shey e dey advisable to buy facebook for a 14 y/o boy make he begin shoot contents? everytime he see me na so so money i dey press for ham and he get android for hand