I think that the biggest difference between the Iran war and the Vietnam war is Donald Trump knew how to get himself out of the Vietnam war.

@jonnorris12 @JohnPittmanHey Well, since his draft number never came up, he didn’t have to do anything to get himself out of the Vietnamese war.

@jonnorris12 Stop plagiarizing other people’s jokes

@jonnorris12 It would be much easier this time. Start eating. They won't accept obese recruits.

@jonnorris12 "The only war that Trump had an exit plan for was Vietnam" ~ Jimmy Kimmel (last night).

@jonnorris12 Any thoughts on who will be replacing you at fish shop, what with your new career opportunities and all?

@jonnorris12 @gc22gc True but there is absolutely nothing wrong with draft dodging

@jonnorris12 Are you playing here all week?

@jonnorris12 He's trying to fob it off on Europe, but they aren't interested.

@jonnorris12 You gringo liberals obviously love the idea of getting on a plane and traveling across the world to murder innocent Vietnamese and other Southeast Asians just because some other old white gringos orders you to, because I see you constantly attacking Trump for not doing so

@jonnorris12 @MaxBlumenthal Go to sleep

@jonnorris12 you don't think they knew how to retreat during Vietnam?

@jonnorris12 Tweets like these is why I can’t leave this God forsaken app

@jonnorris12 @MaxBlumenthal Gold.

@jonnorris12 Bone spurs won’t do the trick this time.

@jonnorris12 let's name these wars correctly, US war and US war