Captain Crewslayer

We're getting to the point where I'm not a 6 foot tall 220 pound man, I'm a "reverse gender height enhanced plump loli". None of these are even close to actually describing what "loli" means.

If we're to the point of watering down the term "loli" to shoehorn in the likes of Hestia, Uzaki, Tatsumaki, and FUCKING FRIEREN, then the word has lost all meaning.

@Tuiffff Lol the fucking nerve to continue posting your personal projects while having unfinished paid commissions waiting. Have some shame.

My oc from #HKIA

@Semoahui @Ouioui92887902 @Tuiffff After 5 months they deserve a full rebate along with the completed work if they want to maintain any semblance of credibility/goodwill.

@Ouioui92887902 @Tuiffff And offer to give back a certain % of that money because of that delay. That's the least you can do.

I think I’ll open Live2D model commissions soon 💙 I do both art and rig, still learning but putting a lot of care into making the models feel nice and alive. If you might be interested, you can DM me! I just want to see if there’s any interest for now 👉👈 #live2d #Vtuber

@glitchchilla @Tuiffff Getting screwed over myself on a paid up front in full commission and then also seeing friends complaining about similar experiences is literally why I switched to just using AI/stock art for my D&D/RPG characters.

@Tuiffff You need to finish your existing commissions before accepting new ones. You left a client hanging and disappeared with their money. This is exactly why artists have earned such a bad reputation, and why more people are turning to AI instead x.com/RukoLeviath/st…

@WGB1981 @Viralvid_89 A diminished prefrontal cortex.

@Viralvid_89 Honest question: what makes their brains break where they repeat the same crazy word over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over?

When you decide to try and hit an officer with a bike lock.

@DestinLabs @_nateschwartz That's not how it works. They still audibly make the ball call.

@_nateschwartz Took too long. Umps said nothing, so it was a ball. He was winding up to throw it back to the pitcher.

This was considered "not quick enough" to challenge the pitch. Absolutely ridiculous and I hope umps don't try to abuse this

@darls0l @TalkinBaseball_ @TalkinYanks Considering they have to play the Blue Jays, no.

@TalkinBaseball_ @TalkinYanks Can the yankees go 162 - 0 please

Undefeated teams remaining

@broskiarena @NBA Have you considered not being a bitch?

Cool stat, but let’s not pretend a 31–0 run suddenly makes the Toronto Raptors contenders. These kinds of runs say more about how badly the other team collapsed than how dominant Toronto actually is. One hot stretch doesn’t erase inconsistency, and it definitely doesn’t translate in the playoffs where teams actually adjust.

TORONTO JUST WENT ON A 31-0 RUN! It's the LARGEST unanswered run in the PxP era (1997-98) 🤯

@MaskaF56959 @MLBONFOX Why are you here?

@MLBONFOX They don’t have what the Dodgers have. A WS ring is only a second-place championship banner. Embarrassing.

The Jays start their season with a SWEEP!🧹

@Iamsharknado @HockeyWatxcher @billinator_1 @MyFryHole You're not winning this debate.

@HockeyWatxcher @billinator_1 @MyFryHole Brother this scenario happens so infrequently I literally cannot think of another scenario in the last 20 years where a goal was scored from center ice on a delayed offsides. The assumption that as long as you don’t touch it in the zone you can score is a reasonable assumption.

Adventures in goaltending. Goal was waived off for offsides

@amarsh1l @SleeperAth Jokes usually make sense...

@SleeperAth Everyone on my dick for a fucking JOKE LMAO and im not a fan of any teams involved or mentioned chill the fuck out

The A’s offense through three games 🥶 📉 .157/.218/.294 📉 18 LOB 📉 4 HR 📉 50 K (MLB Opening Series Record) #Athletics

@TrevTatum10 @LeafsandJays97 @BlueJays @MLB @Sportsnet The Blue Jays didn't play the Pirates...

@LeafsandJays97 @BlueJays @MLB @Sportsnet Who are better than the pirates

The guys heard #BlueJays50 at the start of the season...and took it literally 😳

@TRIGGERHAPPYV1 Driver's. Hijackers. Come the fuck on.

WATCH: Footage shows a drivers quick thinking after being boxed in by hijacker’s on a public road

@richardblade @BradleyMines @krassenstein Dude, it's AI.

@BradleyMines @krassenstein Idiot post. Not fake, only the really stupid would say that.

Philadelphia No Kings. The tide has turned.

@krassenstein I like this accurate flag in the bottom of the totally not AI photo.

@joey_doubleyou Nice stolen post that you got wrong.

the blue jays are on pace to go 162-0 with 162 walkoff wins and honestly i think they’re gonna do it

@2006illinifan @Ozoon_CA

@Ozoon_CA They’ve never not played home games on a carpet. It’s just gotten nicer.

23 years ago the Blue Jays were playing on a carpet

@Jram2TBJ No pressure on the third pitcher to keep it up lol.

With all that happened I feel like Cease's 12 Ks are almost getting overlooked lol Couldnt ask for a better first 2 starts

@backgoesupton I dub him Challejandro Kirk.

Kirk is gonna have a field day with ABS 😭😭