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God is The DJ by boyracer is now on all streaming services

evryone i actually like keeps making plans to move countries

do i get my sneaky link’s name tatted on me

@sahib14384912 Stays forever... in the cuck chair

im sorry to lie to u all its more than a sneaky link But it was funnier to call it that Forgive me❤️

@boynamedcadence yess i think its an australian thing and i live in new zealand

@1likeaverage Wait they still have k marts where u live???

im on a date with my sneaky link at kmart at 11pm

@oxyfosex LOL i guess so

@1likeaverage Nah dats no sneaky link

@rg14435 @ragebaitprof @jt0hny @thedutchessil chud

@ragebaitprof @jt0hny @thedutchessil Shut the fuck up you female

men only experience unconditional love when they are severely more attractive than their partner

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God is The DJ by boyracer is now on all streaming services

i miss tehran so much

this made me quit i just flushed all my cigarettes

Okaaayyy everytbings coming together okayyy we so goated okayy we're winning nananananana

working with ppl who get my vision is like Woah epic stylez

like my weekly backmassages except like 4x weekly Sounds so epic

my life is never devoid of love and intimacy but i do miss being in a relationship a little bit sometimes

@pradaice ayeeee rashtis mentioned

My moms fish is amazing but I’ve met some Iranians who make terrible fish, I think only rashtis can make good fish I’m so sorry

If you’ve never had an Iranian mother make you tachin and kookoo sabzi with pure love in her heart then your opinions on Persian cuisine doesn’t matter

@PaulSkallas Iranian here. You need to get yourself invited in someone’s home. Prepping Iranian food is generally effortful and you’re not going to experience it in a restaurant aside from different types of kebabs.

FUCK UP

I actually saw Chappell Roan at a grocery store in Los Angeles once. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything. She said, "Oh, like you're doing now?" I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but she kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Ma’am, you need to pay for those first." At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical infetterence," and then turned around and winked at me. I don't even think that's a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.