Mr. Kay

@TiffanyFong The Japanese women be like🙄

Japan needs you.

@premierleague @ManUtd Farming assists against Burnley and Southampton can't be taken seriously

Bruno Fernandes has reached 1️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ @ManUtd assists at a remarkable rate! 👀

@talkSPORT "He isn't made for the Premier League. He was too protected" etc is a bit extreme but Eden Hazard was better than Neymar Jr and Rooney combined tho

😳 "He's a YouTube player, a Baller League player." ❌ "He isn't made for the Premier League. He was too protected." 👀 "He isn't a team player. He's arrogant, selfish & vain." Jason Cundy doesn't hold back on his thoughts on Neymar amid comparisons to Wayne Rooney 🔥

@talkSPORT Neymar getting that CR7 hate from English media...hard

@talkSPORT This guy is purely on some cheap weed...what a piece of shit

Good news ... current one is restricting our reach for whatever reasons

@elonmusk Good news ... current one is restricting our reach for whatever reasons

Major update to the 𝕏 AI recommendation algorithm rolling out next week. This will be open sourced at the same time.

@TouchlineX @Cr7fanAdabra @estebanedul Ronaldo is behind this. He fears Messi go reach 1000 goals before him

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Argentina's friendly against Guatemala has been cancelled. The Argentinian federation are now looking for new opponents, targeting African teams. — @estebanedul

This is really touching...God bless us all 🙏

@UTDTrey You're empty headed

On a real though, am I fool for saying Rooney is better than Neymar?

@BarcaUniversal Nobody rates Xavi anyone 😭😭😭 Such a rat! He deserves it

❗️Marc Cucurella: "Iniesta and Busquets are the best players in the history of Spanish football."

@jacksonhinklle This war is hitting America real harder than they ever expected

@ManUtd @grok tell me everything I need to know about Silvino

We are saddened to learn our former goalkeeping coach Silvino Louro has passed away. Our thoughts go out to Silvino's family and friends at this difficult time.

@sixsevencuban Yet shouldn't handle this BBC 🔞... She's mid!

No man deserves this for free

@ChampionsLeague The Atalanta players must be sacked, jailed and banned forever. Non-league players won't even watch on for such goal to be scored

If football is art, this is a masterpiece 🖼️ #UCL

@ChampionsLeague He didn't even look at the post once! That's world class ability right there... Harry Kane is currently the 2nd Best striker in the world, after Robert Lewandoski!

@Blue_Footy Yh very true. Reece has to leave England and Chelsea to join proper team like Barcelona. He needs a place where he wouldn't be overused nor asked to play every position on the field. He needs trophies too

England legend Chris Waddle on Reece James: 🗣️ "He is one of the very best in his position, but James’ injury situation is just unbelievable. But there's something about him where you just think, injury after injury. And you've got to say that unfortunately for him, it's hindered his career a lot, England-wise."

@netanyahu @grok translate what this terrorist is saying to English

בתקופה הקשה הזאת אני גאה בכם. גאה בעמידה האיתנה שלכם, באחריות, באורך הרוח ובהתמודדות של ההורים, הילדים, צוותי ההוראה והמשפחות כולן. אנחנו פועלים כדי לפתוח את הלימודים בהדרגה, באחריות ובשיקול דעת, ולהחזיר לילדינו ככל האפשר יציבות, ביטחון ושגרה. יחד עם חבריי בממשלה, אנחנו ממשיכים לעשות הכול כדי להקל על האזרחים, לחזק את המשק, לסייע למשרתי המילואים ולמשפחותיהם, ולהמשיך במאמץ עד להשגת כל יעדי המערכה. החוסן שאתם מגלים וההקפדה על הוראות פיקוד העורף נותנים לנו את הכוח להמשיך לפעול בנחישות למען ביטחון ישראל ולמען עתיד ילדינו. צפו בדברים המלאים >>

@UTDTrey I repeat: you're an enemy to this beautiful game if you think any version of Rooney was better than Neymar Jr

@akafaceUS It's leaked somewhere December last year. Women errrr💔💔💔💔

A married man in Brazil who repairs mobile phones at a market had a customer come in for service while his wife was present in the shop. He stepped out to look for a replacement part. Later, as part of his usual end-of-day routine, he checked the security camera footage from his shop. What he saw on the recording took him completely by surprise.