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Once again officiating decides the outcome a sporting event.

They are only joking when you win the argument.

How two faced is it for it to be okay for one person to take off work to attend an auction. And I get chastised for taking off to get my vehicle fixed.

@ShouldHaveCat That is one cat. How did it get stuck in a tree?

Chipotle is not Mexican food you pasty fucks

One drug constricts my blood vessels and one dilates them. No wonder I’m so damn confused.

Damn, time flies when you’re asleep.

You know what? I’m just going to eat this entire bag of chips and get it over with.

Bad news, Cybertruck owners. Your drivable tape dispenser's got the zoomies.

I forgot that I’m in the south, which means everyone is so nice, which also means everything takes forever.

Well, that’s one way to get out of finals.

Hello everyone.

What I’ve learned this week. Doing the right thing is a bad idea.

Happy Birthday to @nicholelmulder

Woke up full of nope.

Hi everyone

Happy Opening Day Everyone

I was SHOCKED by the comments of @AlabamaMBB Nate Oats yesterday but I am doubly SHOCKED that superstar Brandon MIller is scheduled to play tonight.Isn’t providing a gun to a teammate that was used in a murder a serious offense?

Police say Alabama star Brandon Miller supplied the gun that was used in the murder of young mother Jamea Harris. That he’s still in their lineup lays bare the power of athletic privilege. @by_drew theguardian.com/sport/2023/feb…