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Васил Димитров@35studio·31 MarThe "letters to the editor" page of your local newspaper is like Twitter for the elderly. go.bdsmgalls.net/fernandoTraduire English0000
Васил Димитров@35studio·18 MarIs there anything sexier than a woman who reads? Yes: Models. tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/suzanneTraduire English0000
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Васил Димитров@35studio·2 Marshorturl.xaijo.com/terrance I bet when you go to hell they make you wear your hair like you did in 5th gradeTraduire English0000
Васил Димитров@35studio·2 MarSneezed. Nobody blessed me. Going to hell. shorturl.xaijo.com/marylouTraduire English0000
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Васил Димитров@35studio·24 ŞubDo hipster chicks wear sweatpants that say "DRY" on the butt? bitly.xaijo.com/sethTraduire English0000
Васил Димитров@35studio·19 Şubgoogl.adultgalls.com/marsha "What the fuck is a newspaper?" - our grandchildrenTraduire English0000