Alec Larson

The Leftovers series finale is heartbreaking, hopeful and absolutely perfect. I'm Here

Today might be the best day in my entire life #happyverificationday

Love when artists grow into themselves. The 1975’s videos from their latest album are str8 🔥

Ughhh

What it’s not like I’m gonna let you joke-walk all over me

Gotta new motto for my upcoming carrot juice campaign : carrot juice, sweet as carrots

Really wish I had a girl gang

@julsiebaby1 Tres chic

getting a job and being able to change your linkedIn headline from recent grad is trés satisfying

John Mulaney telling a joke in a high pitched voice is my spirit animal🦄

Life is not the amount of breaths you take, It’s the moments that take your breath away

Early Rage Against The Machine had some major BDE at live shows

@julsiebaby1 What was that? Speak up, I couldn’t quite hear you

Soft spoken ppl really annoy tf out of me

I love nothing! -Ron Swanson

Me: Candleabra: ‘Twas beauty that killed the beast

10 years since ‘500 Days of Summer’ came out. Otherwise known as 10 years I’ve spent trying to become a Manic-Pixie-Dream-Boy

Best mnemonic ever.

@mulaney @nbcsnl Are you talking about your shirt? @mulaney

that was so stupid and fun. Thanks @nbcsnl

Disappointed that stocking are not really a thing anymore. Mostly just disappointed that they weren’t around long enough for men to start wearing them and saying that they invented wearing stockings

@mpetitpre - to ....

@ALarson From what?

Ok sorry ELTON but can someone tell me the point of the line “if I were a sculptor... but then again, no” ?!?? If you change your mind mid sentence is this really a lyric worth using? Seems like a waste of space