aspen proctor

beach rotting instead of bed rotting

sorry but i don't want a man making tiktoks, go be a drug dealer or something

The art of letting whoever think whatever

next month is may. may everyone stfu

at the missing you factory and they just gave me a raise

it’s so nice out i should quit my job today

i will never shut up about my cat!

whoever ends up marrying me is gonna have the time of their life ngl

Did it & would recommend ✅

block you? my life's amazing you've got to see this

i think my purpose in life is to do whatever the fuck i want honestly

Unfortunately I do think recieving a drunk text is romantic

why are threesomes only for sex why cant i join in a couples argument if i want to

one of my favorite things about being alive is that sometimes i’ll meet a cat

no kids , im the baby

if they nuke us can they make sure to do it in the morning. i don't wanna work all fucking day just to come home and get nuked

all roads actually lead to me

Work. Work. Work. Stay hydrated. Go to the dentist. 10,000 steps. “What’s for dinner?” Insurance. Drink water. Pay a bill. Pay a bill. Smile. Credit Score. Check engine light. Go get gas. ALLERGIES! TAXES! STUDENT LOANS! Phone storage full. Email. Email. Apple $12.99. Apple $9.99. Subscriptions. Subscription. Overdraft. Laundry. Fold. Text. Text. Text. Clean the house. “I haven’t seen you in a while.” Doctors appoinment. Hair appoinment. Nail appointment. RENT. WAR! GOVERNMENT! POLITICS! THE PRESIDENT!!

I’m a romantic… of course I want to eat a hotdog at the ballpark with you

why white ppl never name their pets green bean casserole why it always gotta b mochi matcha or miso