Suavebaby

I am seeing how you people are unfollowing me o,when you people reach maximum number i will go and do thesame, funny on how accounts 🤣 in hundreds 💯 without bluetick are unfollowing a thousands follower account with bluetick F*cking crazy innit

@FabrizioRomano @DAZNFootball @DAZNFutbol Hmmmm

🚨👕 Lamine Yamal shows shirt: “Thanks God I’m not Madridista”. @DAZNFootball @DAZNFutbol 🎥

@jenny_frimp Cool

108 hours well spent crocheting 🧶🔴⚪️

@casmirtheking_ Lol

2am at night after he refused to eat your food because of an argument 😂

@realwolog 👀👀👀

guys, rate my akara😌

@AdageorgeA Thanks

My first job in the UK 🇬🇧 was pot washing in a fancy hotel kitchen 😭🇬🇧 On one of my first shifts, I decided to impress everybody with my “hardworking Naija spirit” 😂 The pile of pots and plates they expected to last 5 hours of the shift, Omo I finished everything in 3 hours 😇😆 I was SO proud of myself. In my mind I was like: “Now I can relax small… maybe drink water peacefully and observe life” 😌 So I leaned on the dishwasher machine for literally a few minutes watching the chefs cook. Little did I know… All the sous chefs were acting supervisors and monitoring spirits 😭 “Chi is finished pot washing.” I didn't even see the senior chef 🧑‍🍳 coming. One minute I was watching a man sauté something, the next minute there was a presence beside me.😪 "Right then. Since you're done —" What followed next, I cannot fully explain with words, but I will try.😪 I changed tissue rolls in every tissue lock on the wall. I replaced the liquid soaps hanging over all the sinks around the kitchen, I swept a kitchen that was already clean. I emptied bins that were barely full. I dragged bin trolleys OUTSIDE and cleaned them— with my two hands. I brought out every single cup and plate that I had just washed, dried them AGAIN, and aligned them in the boxes so very carefully 🤣 The man found me work for the remaining two hours. Every. Single. Minute. Accounted for.⏱️ I stood there arranging cups 🫖I had already arranged, and that's when the education hit me This is not Naija 🇳🇬. Nobody here cares that you finished early. If they are paying you for 6 hours, you will WORK for 6 hours.😩 There is no "I've finished, let me rest small." There is no leaning on the machine with your arms folded. There is no watching the chefs cook like you're a food critic.😩 If you finish your task find another one. Clean something. Organise something. Count the spoons and fork if you have to. JUST LOOK busy. Because the moment they catch you idle, they will not give you rest they will give you purpose. And their version of purpose at 2pm on a Tuesday is scrubbing a bin trolley in the cold outside. That day I learned one of the most important lessons of working in the UK:🇬🇧 Your hours belong to them. All of them. Even the quiet ones. I never leaned on that machine again. 😅 To every immigrant reading this — especially if you just started working here . Or you intend to work here, this is not about being lazy or not. It's just a different work culture. The sooner you understand it, the smoother your journey. No rest at work until you clock out.

@beranova__ Damnnn

Went over my friend's house in Ottawa and she had this gadget! 😭 Nothing could have made me drink that.🥶 📷:@beranova__

@yabaleftonline Okay

“In my opinion, as an artist or an upcoming artist, it’s a stup!d step to get married” — Chike

@_______Collins Wetin be dis

Lady shows the bottles of Origin Bitters her father has consumed… omo na her mama I dey pity 😭😂😂

@UTDKara Beautiful

Nominated for the BEST L1 PLAYER, Mason Greenwood arrives with his Wife Harriet Robson at the UNFP awards. 🏆❤️

@Anatolydaily Easy man

Anatoly lifted 500 Kg 😮🤯💪💪💪🔥🔥💯☠️☠️!!!!!!!

@NeverteIImeodd Cool

People: "Life no longer has meaning" Firefighters: Nah, I'm on my shift 🗣

@DavidPattt Wow

The lion kept attacking its own enclosure and everyone thought it was psychotic

@Iyoaiye_ Sweet

She left teaching and joined the bank and her former pupils came to the bank to celebrate her birthday.

@akafaceUS Lol

The difference between boys and girls is hilarious.

@AddictKE_ Lol

engineering is just plain witchcraft bro

@RoyIsThaTruth Okay

Kodak Black cuts his dreads off

@Mrbankstips Deep

That’s the real you

@IRANinZIMBABWE 😆 🤣 😂

We are not bullies; we are anti-bullies.

@samx_reels Looks easy

Simple and smart ways for Growing cucumber 🥒

@winexviv Disheartening

This youngster Kosisochukwu Nnamani drowned while trying to fetch water at College of Immaculate Conception Enugu (CIC) school reservoir. This happened on May 4th. This is pure negligence and lack of safeguarding from the school. Why should students fetch water in reservoirs?