Daredevil (parody)

@the_Bradster007 Well, that wouldn't happen because he's a defense attorney.

If I was getting prosecuted by Matt Murdock, he would probably think I was lying because my heart would speed up, but it’s just because I actually have a crush on him 😩

@notyoavgSS @Marilyn3_10 Therapist but yes

@Marilyn3_10 Poindexter wanted to strangle his favourite teacher to death when she said she was going to leave him. What do you think Julie's fate would've been if she ever became mad at or considered leaving him.

need Marvel What If…? to give me the universe where Julie Barnes lived because Benjamin Poindexter would have been out there grocery shopping, reading the newspaper, making awkward small talk and trying so hard to be normal for her

@godofrejects @AniRayComics You are not correct. Peter met Gwen, Harry, and MJ in college. As for the whole symbiote thing, that absolutely was NOT a thing in the original story. That's from the 90s cartoon.

@AniRayComics Peter is a teen hero. He started off being spider man while still in HS. Peter knew Gwen while in HS. The symbiote amplifies the host negative emotions.

The Symbiote makes the host aggressive or evil Uncle Ben being the one who said with Great Power comes great responsibility Peter is a reserved meek person outside the costume Peter knew MJ or Gwen in highschool Peter Parker is supposed to look unattractive He's a teen hero

@DesiMonotheist @AniRayComics Ret. CON

@AniRayComics 2 is not a misconception. Uncle Ben *did* actually say the whole with great power comes great responsibility thing, but said it off panel. Source is Spider-Man vs Wolverine (1987), and yes this is Earth 616.

@edennnkk @ViewpointGeek @screentime There's literally no need for the movie to fit into the game lore. It's an adaptation. It doesn't have to be canon to the games. That's like saying you don't want a Spider-Man movie to have Spidey in it because "the movie won't fit into the lore of the comics". Different timeline

@ViewpointGeek @screentime for one, it will mess with the canon no matter what because even if they did have leon for example, it's not gonna be the same version from the games. having no characters from the games allows the story to stand on its own while still staying within the established lore.

Zach Cregger knows fans will "crucify" him if his Resident Evil movie changes anything from the games He previously called the reboot a "love letter" to the franchise

@616mvrdock Netflix had nothing to do with it dude

netflix level incredible fight scenes whoever choreographed this put their whole pussy into it

@itsRealHYPEX Yeah. It's called actually giving a shit, dude. You're a fucking wet blanket of a man who stands for nothing. The lrast you could do is be honest about that instead of acting like people who actually have morals are the weird ones.

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@jama_thegoattt @princeDDtmwf But it's not. He does it all the time.

@princeDDtmwf I know lol it’s just so unhinged

oh buddy, he does cuss, just random asf sometimes

@MilKPoP447 Buddy, she sees ghosts. She's not exactly in her right mind. Also, How do you know that wasn't what Kirsten was going to say? You telepathic?

@transjgballard Oh my god you people are insufferable.

sure, this looks cool, but i also feel like its the hyper-focused long-takes from the original show bastardized into hype moments and aura camera swinging around to create a spectacle. none of the discipline that made those original oners so special

@skyler_higley Skyler

Chappell roans real name gotta be like McKenzie or something right

@sabrinasjuice Okay mean

gay person: im gay society: okay that One friend you try to ignore: have you seen the new episode of daredevil

@bbbbbbbbbbrady I'm going to kill you

i fw the brand new day suit enough but i kinda wish they went with something a little more realistic, yk?

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@AUSTINMATTAR1 No, he looks like the Punisher.

God i really hate that new punisher design. He looks like he's wearing a piece of plastic on his chest

@Rat_Plague_ I liked rocket racing

Without Rocket Racing… metaverse slander has no punchline

@CT_Phipps @spidermanias He was fucking his sister so I feel like he wasn't exactly innocent of everything

@spidermanias I think of Jessica's apartment neighbor's brother being murdered and then her friends cover it up, leaving her horrified and confused.

Saddest storyline for a character in Daredevil? I think it’s Julie. Shits just BRUTAL

@Czerninn VI

Gun to your head name a pink haired character

@Santaisntblind1 @ShiinaBR Not really. This is like if they laid off Jack Kirby, which they did.

@ShiinaBR This is like if Marvel laid off the Russo brothers

The creator of Jonesy, Vitaliy Naymushin, was impacted by today's layoffs at Epic Games.