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@ianmiles 🤣 😂

@ianmiles @goddek Lol seeing you crash out is sensational

One week ago. 🤡

@ianmiles The meltdown coming from you is sensational

@ndoow_thando @olamide_adee Oh geez, must I delete 😂

@AshVar15 @olamide_adee Let's not give them ideas of coming please

What the fuck is even in South Africa ??? Nigerian to Nigerian we all know what the fuck dem boys going to do there ! Nigeria stoppppppppp

@YemiFirstson Have you landed in Nigeria?

334 and counting…

@UTDTrey Did you see what the South African government did to your boy @Just_Yemi

-Liverpool held 4 -Salah missed a penalty -Arsenal got knocked out by a Championship club FA Cup, I love you

@YemiFirstson @Asake_Alagbo @SK_ENTERPRISE2 What time is your flight back to Nigeria?

@Asake_Alagbo @SK_ENTERPRISE2 Yes thank you we good.

Millions of naira gone down the drain for all of this yeye waka.

@rae_wyse @RuthieofBuj1 Why are you lying 😂 no one is crying and we don't care whether you come or go. Stay where you are

@RuthieofBuj1 They have been crying in my cs all day cause I said nothing will make me go to their country😂

Nigerians should stop going to South Africa Those people don't like us at all I rather go to Togo than go to that country I pray these guys return safe 🙏 It's not a good thing to be stranded in another country 💔

@gameintel9ja @twenty4thgod @abikedabiri @odesanmijamal_ @YemiFirstson @deslam_drinks Thank God they are being deported

At least they’re with their phones which is soothing and @odesanmijamal_ is almost certain to board south african airways back to lagos in few hours whilst the duo of @YemiFirstson and @deslam_drinks would return via Air Rwanda this evening as well. Coast becomes very clear when they’re actually inside a plane but for now, it’s looking good that they’d return.

God bless everyone for their efforts on this matter!. @abikedabiri you’re a darling mama 💪🤗

I’d imagine it going down like this 😂: Bill Gates: I’d like a Big Mac meal. Here’s my gold card. Crew Member: What in the world is that, sir? Bill: A gold card. I get free McDonald’s food wherever I go. Crew Member: 😲 Free food everywhere? That’s the coolest thing I’ve ever heard! Let me grab my GM before I mess this up. GM: Sir… is this a real gold card for free food? Bill: Yes, it is. GM: Holy fries, I’ve worked here 8 years and nobody’s ever pulled that out! Let me call my supervisor. Supervisor: A gold card? For unlimited free Big Macs? You’re not pranking us, right? Bill: No prank, it’s real. Supervisor: This is wilder than the McRib coming back! Hang on, I’m getting the franchisee. Franchisee: Bill, you telling me this shiny card means you eat here for free forever? Bill: That’s the idea. Franchisee: Well I’ll be dipped in special sauce… Let me call corporate real quick before my brain “fries”. After several more amazed looks and hurried phone calls, Bill smiled politely and said: “You know what? I’ll just pay with cash today.”

@JahLuvCyprian @WelBeast @PeakSxnti Its begging, no need to be creative with words like networking

@WelBeast @PeakSxnti That's not begging it called networking bro.

Just imagined Welbeast trying to ask a Kenyan footballer to watch his game live and spat out my drinks laughing, their biggest player plays for Al Arabi 😂😂😂😂😂😂

I can't breathe. 🤣🤣🤣

@MbalulaFikile You really were born on April fools day

Balloons on my profile 🥳🎈

@UTDKara There's is something wrong with you Nigerians

🚨 Breaking News: Matheus Cunha injured Cunha will be out for 6 months after picking up an injury against Croatia this morning. Unbelievable Manchester United are really angry about the situation. 😳👀

@tanvirloves Have you ever driven a VW golf 8?

The best/hardest/scariest thing I had to do was learn to listen to my body & to the impulses that didn’t make sense, stop all momentum & just let the curtain fall. Nothing is scarier than realizing your inner voice is asking you to slow down after you’ve built a world off of survival, but the best things happen after you do so.

@Eskom_SA Do you guys have an update for us? ETA and what caused the outage?

#EskomGauteng #SunninghillOutage We are investigating the cause of the outage affecting customers in Sunninghill. The estimated time of restoration is not available at this stage. We will provide an update and the estimated time of restoration as soon as it becomes available. We apologise for the inconvenience this causes.

@Eskom_SA @City_Ekurhuleni What happened to the power in Sunninghill?

#EskomGauteng #CityofEkurhuleniMunicipality #GermistonNorthOutage #Vandalism #StatusUpdate Our technicians have been working around the clock to restore supply to the Germiston North Substation, which supplies the @City_Ekurhuleni Municipality customers in Germiston. Progress has been impacted by the extent of the work required, resulting in delays to restoration. Efforts are being made to complete the work and restore supply by 23:00. We apologise for the inconvenience caused.

@Metro_Fibre Good day Metro Fibre!! What seems to be the issue in the Sunninghill area? For 2 days we have not had Internet

School’s out & the holiday hustle is officially ON. 🎒➡📱 Is your home network ready for the extra traffic? Stay ahead of the lag with MetroFibre’s uncapped, unshaped, & super fast fibre. 🚀 Get connected: eu1.hubs.ly/H0sWBC90 #MetroFibre #SchoolsOut #HighSpeedFibre

@leegx82 The amount of beer and cigarettes you consume have clearly affected your brain

I’m blocked so no point tagging him 💀 Fitnah Munafiq Namimah Gheebah Qattat Them 8 gates (Jannah) are closing 💀 Leave me the fuck alone.