Austin Kaplan

@chasedownleads As your favorite (real life) employment lawyer, I support this (fake, yet funny) message! ⚖️

The Catholic Church makes $1 billion in annual revenue and has billions in assets Yet the Pope receives no salary and gets only a housing and food stipend First order of business for the new pope: Renegotiate his pay package and get some stock options

@EvilMopacATX Meme lawyers would tell you, the statute of limitations on this sticker is RUNNING.

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@EvilMopacATX completely outrageous morning commute that could only have been topped by the even more totally frustrating evening commute.

Y'all truly are the worst drivers and I'm deeply thankful

And there will be those moments when the buoyancy of hope will be transformed into the fatigue of despair. Let us realize that the arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends toward justice.

Today let us remember the words of Dr. King: "the road ahead will not always be smooth. There will still be rocky places of frustration and meandering points of bewilderment. There will be inevitable setbacks here and there...🧵

@EvilMopacATX “A broken clock is right once a day” marketwatch.com/story/oops-ric…

Here you have it! The Top 5 Best Texans as voted by YOU! What do you think? Who are we missing? Read: progresstexas.org/blog/best-and-…… #Texas #WorstTexans #Worstof2024 #Progressive

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⚖Important Notes - Employers may designate specific time blocks for employees to vote - As far as I know, there has been no litigation of these voter protection statutes. #employeerights #votingrights #texas #employment #workforce #hr #retaliation #protectedleave #govote 8/8🧵

- Employers cannot refuse to allow employees time off to vote when they are legally entitled to it, and - Retaliation protection covers actual or threatened loss of wages or other employment benefits. 7/?🧵

It's Election Day. Hey Mr. Employment Lawyer, do I have a legal right to leave work to go vote? The answer might surprise you... Generally, yes - you do have the right to take time off from your shift to vote today, but there are things you need to know . . . 1/? 🧵

@EvilMopacATX "imagine a world..."

Musk is campaigning for Harris now

@averytomascowx "cloud-to-ground precipitation"

It's been a while (2 MONTHS) so here is an important scientific refresher on what "rain" is. The ancient texts say that when enough of it happens, the ground can get wet. Stay alert!

@EvilMopacATX Rogue Running? Can't believe this cybertrk is just out here cheating on Life Time Gym like that.

Some real 2024 Austin shit right there

@EvilMopacATX @365ThingsAustin end of an era for sure... Reminder: even if your restaurant is closing, it still has to pay you for all the work you did, including up to and including the bitter end.

RIP Baby A's 😥 Livers everywhere in Austin are pouring one out 🟪🧉