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Pastor of My Domain

@AwsumPreacher

Expert in Biblical Apophenia * On Probation * Stupid Deacons * Satire, sometimes * Still the Pastor of my Domain * הוא / היא

Hiding from the Deacons Inscrit le Ekim 2017
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The Fighting Fundamentalist (EC Ministries)
Had a kid come up to me yesterday and say, “I want to accept Christ’s substitutionary atonement for my forensic justification, and to begin the process of progressive sanctification, culminating in ultimate glorification at the eschaton.” I knew she had been exposed to Calvinism.
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Rep. Jack Kimble
Rep. Jack Kimble@RepJackKimble·
@RepLuna So true--let's keep the sexual predators in the Executive Branch where they belong
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Rep. Anna Paulina Luna
So the Dems don’t want Swalwell to be governor of California, but he can stay a member of Congress? Are we running a halfway house for sexual predators in Congress now? No. He should not be allowed to stay in Congress.
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Pastor of My Domain@AwsumPreacher·
@magachrchpastr This is much better. I didn’t like that Epstein was lying there. It’s almost as if Donald Trump was bringing the Epstein Files back to life. Everything you do is mostly honorable.
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Gary Peterson 🇺🇸
Gary Peterson 🇺🇸@GaryPetersonUSA·
Always an honor when President Trump shows my work.
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Scott Barber
Scott Barber@thescottbarber·
Okay WHERE ARE THE DISPENSATIONALISTS
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JoHnNy CaRciN
JoHnNy CaRciN@merbatron·
The president knows more about the Bible and Christianity than anyone. If you want to know what Jesus meant and not just what he said, look no further than your president .🥸
Magachurch Pastor🙏🇺🇸@magachrchpastr

@BraddrofliT Jesus said, "Render unto Caesar" and President Trump agrees and identifies.

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Pastor of My Domain@AwsumPreacher·
@magachrchpastr Or they have voting machines controlled remotely by Hugo Chavez that sends data to China and Italy so votes are changed to elect far left radical communists like they just did in Bungary
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Magachurch Pastor🙏🇺🇸
Magachurch Pastor🙏🇺🇸@magachrchpastr·
If Hungarian dictator Viktor Orbán lost the election after being endorsed by President Trump it can only mean one thing: they have mail-in voting, smh🙏🇺🇸
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Magachurch Pastor🙏🇺🇸
I cannot stress strongly enough that my ministry is not a "Ponzi scheme" or "MLM", and I am not "under investigation by state and local authorities". All my rival pastors saying such things can consider this my CEASE & DESIST letter🙏🇺🇸
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ben
ben@norcalboiii·
@chefsevenn It's fried fish with fries. It might be good, but it's not exactly a culinary revelation. And it's apparently all Britain has to offer, besides the Sunday roast. Compare to Italy where pretty much every meal is a delight, and Britain is just a very sad place.
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Chef 👩🏻‍🍳
Chef 👩🏻‍🍳@chefsevenn·
Be honest, what’s your first thought when you see this meal?
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Food Hub
Food Hub@F0ODHub·
Fries aren’t available, what are you having with this burger?
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No Context Brits
No Context Brits@NoContextBrits·
What’s missing from this breakfast?
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Pastor of My Domain@AwsumPreacher·
@briangarrett The hate comes from Trump and his followers who take it to heart. Republican favourable views of Canada was at 93% in 2015. But since the beginning of his term it went from 85% to 62% today.
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Brian Garrett
Brian Garrett@briangarrett·
Canada has been a blast so far 👍 I don’t really understand why the country gets so much hate 🤔 After actually coming here and seeing Montreal, Toronto and Niagara Falls it’s a beautiful place with friendly helpful people, great food and lots of amazing views 🌁
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All day Astronomy@forallcurious·
Re-entry of Artemis II crew captured by the astronaut in International Space Station
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Pastor of My Domain@AwsumPreacher·
@magachrchpastr @PastorAlexLove Amen! Brothers! I should say right now that I know first hand all those videos of you doing "Eric Swalwell stuff" are, uh, totally false, AI generated malicious slander.
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Honey 🛼
Honey 🛼@honeymoon250·
Anybody???
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