Woke Queens

@cutiemcfly007 @LarrysTwin99 Young? What do you consider old? 110?

Maybe its because Im in my 40s now, but doesn't 75 seem young?

@jess_felts @bejeweledpaige Exactly. Men should be policed for what they say because a man's words are always angry and hateful and it makes us cry

@bejeweledpaige Imagine if Emma Stone or Jennifer Lawrence had said what Timothee did. They would be already be blacklisted.

It's so frustrating how much extra slack white men get. Timothee Chalamet is a jerk about ballet and opera and people are like "no, I get what he was trying to say," but a woman or POC says something fine with one word out of place and they never get the benefit of the doubt

@stanmccune Is this satire? Even I can't tell

Being an American is so strange. You have to battle the emotions of knowing your country is in an immoral, illegal war while also seeing the joy in people overseas who, due to US action, have hope for the first time in their lives that they might find liberation.

@zimmy1998 @boshnotz1 @stoolpresidente Spoken like a true swallow or fang fang banger

@boshnotz1 @stoolpresidente Nope.

Call me crazy I like my politicians not to get tricked my foreign spies. 😂😂😂

@Sassafrass_84 Charlie never stood a chance

Those eyes dont lie. He saw some stuff.

@SyedAliNauman @DD_Geopolitics Still feeling that confidence today?

@DD_Geopolitics American Navy.

The USS Gerald Ford is flooded with sewage on its way to the Persian Gulf to go to war for Israel. An incredible metaphor. The Ford was built with vacuum toilets and they’ve never really functioned properly, a testament to American engineering. The funniest part? The vacuum system was supposed to be an upgrade from the old gravity system which ALSO flooded constantly.

@BillLeach15 @SecKennedy That's what she said

@SecKennedy You’re not going all the way down.

Leg day in Austin.

@MLFootball And not a cent for the women?

🚨🚨THIS IS AMAZING🚨🚨 PAT MCAFEE SURPRISED THE TEAM USA HOCKEY TEAM BY PAYING FOR THEIR ENTIRE 150 THOUSAND DOLLAR TAB AT THE BAR. “Thank you for representing America in such a great way, it was an honor to watch you win, enjoy the hell out of it” 🫡

@libsoftiktok This is true maga. Whole milk hasn't been part of diet for decades and now Trump say drink it and you guys all the sudden can't get enough, huh?

Rep. Maxine Dexter (D) thinks that putting "whole milk" in public schools is "White supremacy." No, this is not a joke. Democrats are now calling milk "rAcIsT"

@MLFootball @wufosports @lisaunger_716 @BradleyGelber @buffalobillsbae @BuffaloBossBabe No wonder he'll never win anything. From these pics it's clear he's a trad loving Trump supporter

TRENDING: #Bills star quarterback Josh Allen and his partner actress Hailee Steinfeld posted these photos as they are expecting their first child together. …

@xevekiah What about one guerrilla or a 100 bears? That's the real question people should be asking

"If you were stuck in the woods, would you rather find yourself alone with a man or a bear?" Women immediately and without hesitation: A bear. Men bitching about women picking the bear: you would not pick a fucking bear you liar. A quote I heard someone (itzkenny via TikTok) say in response to these type of men: "This is a hypothetical question and you still won't take no for an answer." *mic drop*

Nothing spells punk in punk band like parroting the corporate line.

And non of these men were misogynistic until Donald Trump showed up and told everyone it was okay

@maira4yo @jess_felts Women are never responsible for anything bad. It's always men.

STOP saying, “Women choose bad men." No, a lot of men PRETEND to be good until you're in too deep to run.

And the US women play against all the men from the rest of the world

@mariahcrose It's time to ban humor. The hurt is too great and women never find it funny anyone. I almost never laugh.

Ellen coulda kept this lil statement

@Kisesandlilacs She could have set a better example and married a black or trans man

Extremely grateful Taylor’s marrying a man with clean teeth who wears socks

@LeafErikzen Right EJC is the most credible accuser of all time. She would never copy the plot of a law and order episode

It's a sad world we live in where pushing back on legitimizing a president who's a convicted sex offender, accepted to be by anyone w/ half a brain as a p3dophile, is met with homophobic slurs, misogyny and threats of violence. A sad fucking state of things, to be sure.

@jess_felts We really need to ban humor. Women never find these jokes funny so it doesn't matter to me. I never laugh anyway.

This isn’t even hyperbole. It’s 100% accurate. 😭

@GavinNewsom He's not brave enough to admit he's as dumb as the rest of us like you. You're dumb like we are and that's why we love you

Donald Trump thinks Americans are dumb. But they won’t be buying what he’s selling tonight.