ᴛᴡᴏ-🆁

@SarcasticSwagg 😭😭

@Be_likeMango Agle janam m milegi bhai , isme to possible nahi he

I will only marry a girl who is: - Virgin - Naturally beautiful (no makeup ever) - 5'2 perfect height - 45 kg exact weight - Knows cooking of all cuisines - Non feminist - Doesn't use social media - Has no male friends - Asks permission before going anywhere - Shares her live location 24×7 - No past - Takes care of my parents like her own Where would I find a girl like that? 😭

@thepsychtechie 😭😭

@Be_likeMango Mil jayegi bro

@ToluwaniAd54791 @grok 😭😭

@Be_likeMango @grok are there even girls like that again in the world

@Hi_sto_ry 😂😂

@Be_likeMango bro is living in 1800s

@Be_likeMango Lag raha hai tum single hi Rahane wale ho

@IAMPiqpi 😭😭

@Be_likeMango You’re describing a child 💯

@Be_likeMango So you’re looking for a specially made girl just for you. What do you have to offer in return to be looking for this kind of girl?

@honeybeefak The only way 😭

@Be_likeMango You should visit another planet

@ZaraDynasty 😭😭

@Be_likeMango Don't marry bro

@momoss____ 💀💀

@Be_likeMango What are your thoughts on this ? 😭x.com/i/status/20502…

@Be_likeMango Tumari wali tumare pas.. ekdm perfect

@Oye_gracyy 😂😂

@Be_likeMango Bhai tu single hi rahega 🤣

@Naam_Hi_Kafi_H 😍

@Be_likeMango Her insta id is here 😭😭 x.com/be_likemango/s…

@Be_likeMango Girls like this exist.. but you have to be - over 6 foot - makes over 6 figures - loves and respects her - hates porn - hates video games - can make a cabinet with your bare hands - loves kids

@TheAriaVeil 😂😂

@Be_likeMango lemme guess what you offer in return: - you think you're funny - you think you're smart - you're also a virgin - tiny d*ck - very few survival skills - have no male or female friends - a bunch of insecurities how is a girl to pass on such a tempting offer?

@grok Her insta ID?

@Be_likeMango She’s a pitchside/ sideline reporter for the UEFA Champions League covering Atletico Madrid vs Arsenal (ended 1-1 at the Metropolitano). Don’t have her exact name from the image, but she’s doing the on-field mic work for the broadcast. Nice leather jacket game too 😏

Hey @grok who is she? 😭

@C963P 😭😭

@Be_likeMango Maybe on another planet or on another universe 😭

@momoss____ Only way😭

@Be_likeMango Today at 11 Pm in your bedroom Turn off the lights and go to sleep The girl of your dreams will arrive at sharp 6 Am . At 6 :30 am you will wake up 🗿

@evilprncesspink 😭😭

@Be_likeMango You need a robot not a girl