Bench scraper

Question for the #furrydrawing community if someone says "cow with huge tits" does that mean briskets or udders?

GIMME GIMME GIMME WHAT YOU GOT GOT GOT

Trans fwbs with shame and degradation kinks are always like "call me slurs" but draw the line when you insinuate that thet were pathetic in gym class.

@Undue_Risk Fishing trip success

People seem to like mine

Welcome to WHRS WHORESCOCK RADIO where you can lead a whore to water but you cant JERK him OFF coming at you live COMING AT YOU LIVE coming AT YOU (moan) Live this thursday morning with all your favorite jams and jellies (you mad bro?!) Record scratches

@SabrinaAnnLynn Chips my ahoy til I comfy, comfy.

@akomii1711 I'm gonna give you a swirly, chicken wuss.

i’m such a pervert smn beat me up omg

Wondering if you ever really liked me. I don't remember anymore what it was that you did like. Or what it was that you did love. I don't remember what it felt like to be loved by you. But I know at one point, you did.

They call me bench scraper because of what I do to all the chairs you sit on bb

@Arbys I ate one for dinner and then that night when I was hugging my sister I farted so hard that the vibrations shattered my prostate and I practically fell apart and she might be pregnant not what I expected or how I wanted this to happen but it was pretty good

Meat and cheese done so right, you’ll post it on main. Start your steakuationship with the Angus Cheesesteak this steaky-link summer.

I want to leavr @DojaCat a sweaty confused broken mess. This post is about Magic: The Gathering.

Good morning oomfs

Happy #fathersday if anyone needs a father figure I am taking applications. Please DM and Ill see if you have an opening I can use.

@kirakiraningyou Here for it

remember I said I would do a thread showing my cool tcg cards? well, today is the day :)

@rsedrose Best I can do is an encouraging "go gettemchamp" until youre 30.

@Benchscraper ☹️☹️☹️

When y'all unfollow me can you please dm me which post was the last straw for you

@rsedrose Azumanga Daioh

If I had known our whole relationship would have been defined by the negative space between us, then I would have appreciated you more. Because that shadow of our distance is such an amazing, wonderful thing that you could never be.

@Benchscraper Kiss me

Went to take a piss but my boxers were on backwards so I tucked hard and turns around and slipped through the hole and summarily blasted piss all over the wall but I avoided the embarrassment of having to try and flip my underwear around thank god. #SaturdayBlessings