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Close enough 🤣🤣🤣

Keep it tight lads keep it tight…

If I didn’t like this, I would simply try and get more points than the team in 1st place

@OfficialPVFC @EmiratesFACup All rivalries aside I hope Chelsea win at least 8-0.

In the kit inspired by our @EmiratesFACup heroes of '54 and backed by a 6,000-strong away end, it's time to take on the Club World Champions for a place at Wembley. UP. THE. VALE. #PVFC | #PVFC150

Anyone else ever gone to the wrong Sneyd Arms to meet someone? Are there 5 or 6 in Stoke/Newcastle

@DGabrielliSmith @StokieSteeler 9/1 yesterday. My fiver on has Denise running scared.

@StokieSteeler Printing money

Sheffield Wednesday at 15/2 looks very tasty. #CharityFC

Stoke City 🤝 Sheffield Wednesday. Some major players have played for both clubs.

@KieranMaguire @pottermouth_STK let’s goooooo

At an estimated price of £2 for 7 Panini stickers for the 2026 FIFA World Cup it works out at approximately £2,030 to fill the 980 sticker album unless you swap with other collectors. If the price is £1.70 it would be £1,777. If you do swap then the price range is ‘just’ £238-280 (plus the price of the album). #GotGotNeed

Be rude not to.

@BBCRadioStoke GOAL - Delap scores for Chelsea CFC 🔵 PVFC ⚪️ [1 min]

🖤🤍 Show them the ‘Wonder of You.’

@browneyscfc At this point I’m not so sure 🤣

@BesterSCFC Im almost 100% certain he doesn’t scroll through his whatsapp and think oh which one of my pals needs some work and picks them

Quite like the look of this appointment tbf. ‘walters appointing former players’ fucking idiots

April Foo-

@brookecombe You need one of these 🤢 😬

Anyone?

This looks just slightly less painful than the inevitable 1-0 defeat on Friday.

@pjcboro @SimonMcCoyTV Have you ever tried to use cruise control on the m6?!

@SimonMcCoyTV Who in a modern vehicle doesn’t use cruise control on a motorway?

Have noticed a lot more random braking on motorways lately. It’s dangerous and causes others to brake. Is it because drivers of electric vehicles using regenerative braking don’t realise their brakes lights come on when they take their foot off the accelerator? Just a thought….

Tudors listed by time in post:  Lady Jane Grey, 9 days  Igor Tudor, 44 days Mary Tudor, 5 years, 121 days Edward Tudor,  6 years, 159 days Henry Tudor Snr, 23 years, 242 days Henry Tudor Jnr, 37 years, 281 days Elizabeth Tudor 44 years, 127 days

The man, the myth, the bellend archive.ph/AlQN3

@FootballCliches Get him on the plane

Richard Keys & Andy Gray | 1991 Leyland DAF Cup final charity match | Goals, Skills, Jeremy Beadle, peculiar Monkees clarification, Frank Worthington simply refusing to pass to Richard Keys | HD

‘People think I ran off with my daughter’s best mate. It is nonsense.’ At home with Richard Keys and his wife Lucie. Quite the interview, all told telegraph.co.uk/football/2026/…