Bill ya Gate

@JaneFKyalo Hope uko kwa contraceptives , we don't another brain like this.

Tulisema terms ni ngapi?

@bakhita_esther Yaani unamaliza kuseti IUD kwa uterus unakuja ku'type ujinga hapa.

Edwin Sifuna has been barred from Radio Jambo. It seems the station doesn't want someone who peddles lies and lacks respect for his party leaders. With no significant agenda other than criticizing the president, Radio Jambo has made the right call. Good job, Radio Jambo .

@itskipronoh Rada ata badilisha fonts ata kama ni agenda una'push.

Kenyans on social media are urging Edwin Sifuna to vie for the presidency in 2027. Surprisingly, many of them are the same people who told Peter Kenneth he would capture the seat in 2013, led by Paulina Njoroge. Believe it or not, Sifuna will be competing against rejected votes. We will be there.

@itskipronoh Bro you moving like a bot , i just saw the exact writings in Edwin Sifuna's post comment section

Akikusetia doggy alafu uone gazeti kwa haga ikisema deadline ya voters registration ni 28th 😂

@Kotsocha_ke Ruto is killing people na bado anaenda church.

Nimeona your favourite president sifuna akivuta bangi while the crowd is cheering,,enyewe kukomboa kenya ni jaba

@Adele_lide Buh you celebrating with WSR who ki**ed 100+ GenZ , pick a struggle for once.

James Orengo is heartily welcoming the Lady that celebrated RAILA's death on Tiktok. Orengo, Babu, and Sifuna are bringing her to dance on the podium in KISUMU while mocking ODM supporters Hii si ni madharau these puppets of Uhuuru and Gachagua Wana letea watu wa Kisumu?

@Entr_dawood "" wale wa blood pressure mtawa'shw waache pressure""

Best caption?

@ein_steinn "" wale wa blood pressure mtawa'shw waache pressure""

"Hao wa cardiac arrest tutaachia polisi wadeal nao"

@archiemwas "am feeling bad huku hakuna gloves na ma'goalkeepers wa KPL wanapea ma'fans"

"Nimeskia mkisema budget ya X-ray ni expensive mbona tusiite Mejja basi"

@renamitchy Hapo ndo FGM inasaidia.

Kwa mara ya mwisho nauliza..panty ikianza kumezwa na kinembe shida inaweza kuwa gani? Asking for a friend.

@evenmaina Cheap cognitive dissonance, if justification of impunity make you sleep tonight so be it.

Weakness in men must be punished by women. MUST. It’s great for civilization.

@im_dan_te Relax, am not saying is fake.

@BillyaGate1 Kwanini nijitext na anaweza, mimi sio kama wewe

@bakhita_esther Is impossible to tame a ratchet.

Infidelity for women is rarely impulsive,it’s usually the end of a long road of neglected feelings. Before a woman leaves, she gives a thousand chances. Njugush likely failed to provide the attention Wakavinye needed to feel like a priority. Njugush clearly missed the signs, he is to be blamed for their failed marriage .

@UTDTrey With ZERO shot on target.

NAH THIS BROTHER IS GETTING SACKED TODAY😭😭😭😭😭

@wizzybaby @tiannah_tee Cognitive dissonance on a roll

you weren’t acting on logic anymore, you were acting on investment. A once you’ve invested time, emotions, even money, your brain starts trying to justify it… even when the truth is standing right in front of you. The real takeaway isn’t “you were desperate,” it’s that he was deceptive and you ignored the red flags because the feeling was stronger than the facts.

I was 19, dickmatized by this dusty ass dude who lived 4 hours away. Told me I was “the one” every night on the phone while he was out cheating. One day I emptied my account and booked a ride, showed up at his door in a corset top and bum shorts and heels with a bottle of wine and rose petals in my bag like a whole porn fantasy. He opens the door… and his baby mama is sitting on the couch breastfeeding their 3-month-old. I’m standing there half-naked, petals falling out my purse, looking like a whole desperate side chick. He tries to play it off like “babe this isn’t what it looks like” while the baby starts crying. I still let him take me to the back room and hit it because “I drove all this way and I love him.” Two pumps, he nuts, rolls over and says “you should probably leave before she gets mad.” I had to walk past her doing the walk of shame with absolutely nothing in my account to get me back home😭

@Joiceoflagos Pay the loan iboo,

I told this guy I’m no longer interested in the relationship and he has been calling me nonstop Why can’t men accept rejection in peace?

@Adele_lide Maimai Kajiado East

An MP you are 100% sure will be re-elected in 2027?

@Rubbih1 The same way you trusted WSR to be your president baada ya kuuwa watu Kiambaa. Don't lecture us about integrity if you supporting blood base regime.

Leave Gaucho aside, some people want to trust Babu Owino with a governor seat, a man who shot DJ Evolve. Others are busy lining up behind their tribal chief Rigathi Gachagua for Presidency. Kiawa