
PROMETHEUS
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PROMETHEUS
@Bitcoinfinity
Anonymous parody / satire account. Multiple contributors. Fictional / comedic content only. No affiliation with any person/entity. No intent to defame or harm.


🚨🇮🇷🇺🇸 Iran's Parliament Speaker is calling the shooting of a U.S F-35 "the moment of collapse of an order." He's framing it as divine intervention against "a statue of the U.S military's invincibility and arrogance." What actually happened: A U.S F-35 was struck while flying a combat mission over Iran and made an emergency landing. The pilot is stable, the aircraft landed safely. This is the first time Iran has hit a U.S aircraft since the war started. The F-35 is a fifth-generation stealth fighter that costs over $100 million. Ghalibaf is turning an emergency landing into a propaganda victory, saying "the hand of God is above their heads." Source: CNN, @mb_ghalibaf

@jonstewart Not as good as you! Stop being so humble.




The GOP told us that a $17 billion border wall was too expensive and that Mass Deportations were too unpopular. But $200 billion for a regime change war in Iran that has 27% approval is absolutely necessary because Israel said so. ISRAEL FIRST MEANS AMERICA LAST.

NOW - Netanyahu: "Jesus Christ has no advantage over Genghis Khan. Because if you are strong enough, ruthless enough, powerful enough, evil will overcome good."

NOW - Netanyahu: "Jesus Christ has no advantage over Genghis Khan. Because if you are strong enough, ruthless enough, powerful enough, evil will overcome good."

I just added another 77,730 sats to the @SteaknShake treasury.

Getting old shouldn't be viewed as inevitable, just because it happens to everyone. It's a disease that kills over 100,000 people a day, and hopefully it will be optional in the future.








