Dark Matter Blade (Inactive)

@hynessbonjam Yeah he’s not there Time to move onto the next rock

@hynessbonjam OH FUCK RIGHT I forgot I was doing that. Whoopsies! I’ll go check under this rock I’ve been scouting out for the past few months

I remember talking with Blade once about how they should make fourth Dream Land game, and he said he’d rather HAL make Kirby’s Dreamland 2 2. I made fun of him for saying “too-too” and he threw his sword at me #MyXAnniversary

@hynessbonjam Yeah at this point it’s just for closure y’know

@BladeMatter It has been a year. I think he is dead

Who up Blading they Matter rn

//Post to appease the Twitter Gods in an attempt to save it from being random-suspended //Please don’t suspend this account

@hynessbonjam BRING HIM BACK NO

@hynessbonjam WHAT

Hyness has passed away

@hynessbonjam //I’d be willing to help and transfer everything //Don’t know how efficient it would be but I just thought of the idea just now

@BladeMatter Ppppossibly I've never made a google doc before I could test this

Anyway for now I'll keep working on the Shadow thread, I'll finish that, and I'll get around to finishing Hyness' storytelling thread thingy soon too After that I'm not completely sure what to do, might need to try and work out some other way to archive my arcs if thats possible

@hynessbonjam Rawest title drop in history

Ew what a horrendous number #MyTwitterAnniversary

@hynessbonjam The most fearsome foe of any parody account

//About the account hiatus, the Curse Ingrained Arc, and the future of this account //Please read if you are interested in any of these topics, as I need feedback on how I should proceed

@hynessbonjam I was really looking forward to that chocolate :( I’m extremely disappointed

Jhappy Jambaween everyone! Do not forget your breaking and entering

@NikoKat64 @JKUniverz @NikoKitty64 @StarlitChild_ @literallymecats //Awww this isn’t fair I don’t know of any other accounts you have

Today marks my 3rd year of existence. In those 3 years, I've seen a lot of parodies come and go. But there's one thing that will always remain a constant: Hyness is real. Hyness will always be real Thank you everyone, for everything

@hynessbonjam Sorry I think I was responsible for at least 172 I’ll tone it down with the explosives

There has been 632 explosions in Jambandra Base in the last two hours I fear for my life

@hynessbonjam I love arc updates

Going to use twitter circle for giving updates on arc progress and as an area where people who care can give their own thoughts and ideas for upcoming story stuff, if you want to be added reply RIGHT HERE