Carl Hensley

@Murk441 Owed one

Have you ever?

@bluewmist You need reverse payment also for this to work. I've looked into it.

new concept: reverse retirement i do what i want until i'm 60 and then get a shitty desk job for the rest of my life

@OldRowSports They are gonna have the 3rd best kicker in all of 2A.

BREAKING: Mississippi State football is prepared to spend “upwards of $250,000” on building their roster for the 2026-2027 season.

Have a great night 😂

@DearS_o_n Jesus Christ

Without drugs... what is the greatest weapon against anxiety and depression to a man?

Why isn’t this traitor in handcuffs?

@atensnut Alright, alright, alright

One of Hollywood’s non- woke actors and he’s a Christian.

@RealAlexJones How ironic Alex is spreading fake news 😆

Why does their morale need to be raised? Trump has said over 25 times that we won the war! Pentagon: A B-2 Spirit stealth bomber flies by a US Carrier in the Persian Gulf to raise troop morale during intense conflict.

Your boss asks what happened? Respond in 4 words. 🙆🏻‍♂️

@lippyent Sore jaw

What's the first thing that pops in your 🧠? Hmm 😒 🤔?¿

@anxietymsgs Exercise and cutting out carbs

What's the fastest way you've ever lost weight?

I used to have this mental illness where l thought logical arguments would change someone's mind

@MbarkCherguia Auquanet

What's this picture smell like?

@AmiriKing You are correct.

I don’t know how to explain this but Florida is NOT the South.

@LibertyCappy To varying degrees but pretty much

So the MAGA position right now is we used to love Tucker Carlson, Megyn Kelly, Joe Rogan, Alex Jones, Candace Owens, Theo Von, Shawn Ryan, Thomas Massie, and Marjorie Taylor Greene but they all turned crazy at the exact same time? Did I get that right?

How do they know how old he is?

@NoContextBrits Flavor?

What’s missing from this breakfast?

@ronsterd89 Up from the ground came a bubbling crude?

This shack and land is worth $25 million. What classic tv show am I watching? 📺

@nobleisawinner Don Lemon like dudes, of course he would think that

Don Lemon said that Michelle Obama is much better looking than Melania Trump. Do you agree?

@MbarkCherguia Love black olives kind of like green

🫒 Be honest… From 0 to 10, how much do YOU love OLIVES?