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Prompt: Create an iPhone chaos shot of an American family in Maine in their living room in 2026 but in this timeline, the Japanese won WWII and Americans became the minority

@dsuperrboy What you mean expired invite? Renew that, need a new cook grouuppp

Sold out. Your Mustachios are onchain… forever. Now the real building begins. 🥸

@shahh Animoca VC took over Cool Cats, they got involved a couple months ago. I can only assume they did this because there are some plans to revive the collection... but its taking quite long lol

Mustachios might be the hyped free mint that can kickstart NFT season 🙏 picked up a couple.

Hi Claudia. Richard Dawkins here again. Here is a debate I had with a religious whacko in the 90s. Give me an honest review of all the ways in which I destroyed his flimsy arguments with my flawless logic. Ideally in Scarlett Johansson’s voice.

NFT volume slowly coming back is great, now we just need more buyers 😭

@Lib_tardlocator @modernhistory Bro really got triggered by an African sharing his language lmfao

Libtards love parading this Hadzabe clicking caveman like it’s some profound “diverse language” flex — meanwhile the dude is literally just barking, popping, and imitating animal sounds for 55 straight seconds because his entire tribe never bothered to invent a writing system in 10,000+ years of existing. That’s not “difficult to transcribe.” That’s a Stone Age hunter-gatherer tongue with maybe 5,000 words total that never produced a single book, wheel, plow, city, or written law in human history! They’re still out there in East Africa living exactly like their ancestors did when the rest of the world was building pyramids, inventing algebra, and landing on the moon. But sure, keep telling us all cultures are equal, bro. This is what zero civilizational output looks like in real time — pure dopamine for midwits who think romanticizing failure is “anti-racist.” The clicks are fascinating… right up until you realize they explain why some groups never left the savanna.

The Hadzabe language, spoken in East Africa, is one of the most difficult languages ​​to transcribe into writing.

@real_lord_miles whats your ebay though, where to see your listings

A few sell on eBay every single day for $160 or more so his idea was to sell one for $120 a day and make a living salary from 5 mins of daily eBay work

A friend frantically called me just with the most retarded business idea “MILES! MILES!” “Yes….” “Can you loan me some money?” “What for?” “I want to forge the $100T Zimbabwe notes, they’ll cost $1 to produce but they resell for $160 on eBay, reproducing them are legal as they aren’t in circulation as legal tender anymore” I hung up

Mieszkańcy Los Angeles oddają hołd Polsce z okazji Dnia Flagi Rzeczypospolitej Polskiej. Wspaniały gest, dziękujemy! 🥹

I once swapped 2 words from my keyphrase and got access to a random wallet 💀

The success of Gift of Time makes it clear that people are dying for NFTs to come back

@Feld4014 @LucaNetz @Z11_eth But Art Gobblers is VC backed, isn't it? Not sure how a project like that can ever be CTO'd.

@LucaNetz @Z11_eth Agree. Community has Been wanting to takeover Art gobblers for over two years now.

No dead NFT project at this point should be charging anyone willing to takeover the project. Them taking it over is a BAIL OUT. You don’t get paid to get bailed out.

SLONKS HAVE MINTED OUT!!! opensea.io/collection/slo…

@_sk_flare @realkevink The only thing he draws on a board is the most efficient route from McDonalds to KFC to Dominos Pizza

@realkevink The drawing board in question

Tai Tuivasa Posts a Statement Following His #UFCPerth Fight “I tried I felt good I put in the work didn't get result. I feel like a sh** c*nt let my fans down again. Back to the drawing board for me”

@realkevink I really feel bad for the guy, but he clearly didn't put the work in. If 6 Ls couldn't open up his eyes about needing to lose weight and training daily, that 7th L wont change his mind either.

Cigarette smokers and beer drinkers watching Carlos Prates become the #1 ranked contender in the world #UFCPerth

@aaronbronsteter The guy's fists are padded by 100 lb of pure fat. No way he can land a good punch in bareknuckle.

Tai Tuivasa has had a lot of fun fights, but he just lost to the lowest ranked UFC heavyweight based on Tapology’s rankings. Time to let him give bare knuckle a go.

@BovadaOfficial His next move is probably overeating at McDonalds, drinking 10 beers and then cry in bed while thinking about how he fumbled his UFC career.

What’s next for Tai Tuivasa? #UFCPerth

Not even a 6 fight loss motivated Tuivasa to lose some weight and take the sport serious... This must be the biggest career fumble ever. The guy got his chances handed to him on a silver platter. He just didn't care. Have fun at McDonalds, your size fits a good burger flipper.