Alphonse/Cap official for real

Today in the Manor,

Today in the Manor, Amalia has just informed me she needs me to go through decades of horrific trauma and turn into a monster man in order to contribute properly to the aesthetic she’s trying to cultivate.

Tonight at the Manor, Cap: *fetches lunch *walks dog 10x *prunes out in the sun *cleans 2 litterboxes *cooks dinner Amalia: wah wah listen to my dream about getting adopted by a hot italian daddy with a maid…

Today in the Manor, Amalia: Krystal from starfox is just like Leon Kennedy, I’ve seen them both in bikinis frfr

Tonight, out of the Manor again, Cap: Watch yourself, don’t fall into the street (Amalia had been drinking). Amalia: I’m!… … Gay!

Part 2 Amalia in a deep(ish) voice: Brother Titus! This one requires a chili dog! Amalia: *mimes making a chili dog Amalia: For the Emperor! Amalia: This one does not want onions! Amalia: Titus! Onions are heresy!

Today out of the Manor, Amalia proving her warhammer knowledge (or lack thereof): Space Marines need a way to bring home money to their male wives after the war. They should have a hotdog stand! Amalia: Space Marine Slice-of-life Yaoi Hotdog stand!

Tonight at the Manor, Amalia, distressed: How come guys go bulgy-wulgy! Cap: *stares Amalia: Like their veins! In their arms!

Tonight at the Manor, Amalia: I want to bite attractive men in my mouth and like… Eeererrrereeererr *whips head back and forth

Tonight at the Manor, Amalia, free from drunk stream: I want bread cheese fk Cap: you mean queso? Are you sure you want queso when you aren’t feeling good from alcohol? Amalia: Yea, i wanna bathe myself in it like its Leon Kennedy’s juicy juice… juice…

The post yapcast yap And finally multiple rounds of post post yapcast yap casting about as they discuss more yapcast yapping yaps and yap yaps yapping their way through multiple midwest goodyaps yapping yap yap yap. Yap.

For anyone who doesn’t know, whenever Kisa has a yapcast there are way more yaps than the yapcast yap. First there’s the yapcast planning yap where they yap about the when and what to yap about on the yap cast Then the preyapcast yap The actual yapcast yap

Tonight at the Manor, part 2, Amalia: You know what I should do the next time I’m in the same room as Leon Kennedy’s VA? Cap: should i pull up twitter & start a post now or wait for you to finish? Amalia: I’m going to bring a bingo card!

Tonight at the Manor, Cap: *takes bite of burger Amalia: Look at you taking big’ol daddy bites Cap: *slow turns Cap: what are you making eating a burger weird now?

Tonight in the Manor, Amalia, describing her schedule: And then I’ll have to yap yap pee on a rug! Cap: … i’m sorry you said yap yap? Not yap cast? And you’ll be peeing on a rug on stream? Amalia: yup!

Tonight in the Manor, The Manor has a separate thermostat for heating vs cooling. Why? Idk I wasn’t here when it was built, it just is what it is. The point? When @AmaliaSolaris says ‘the heat’s not kicking on’ i still have to say ‘hey which stat did you bump’ after years.

Amalia: You’re broadcasting it straight into my face!

Tonight at the Manor, Cap: *minding his own business Amalia: Hey Streamer? Hey Streamer! Why don’t you just git gud? Cap: I’m not a streamer Amalia: Yes you are! Cap: nope Amalia: Yes! Cap: there’s no broad cast happening here, its all local

Update: when confronted she tried to blame the cat.

TIL my boss is the type of person who will take one bite out of a cookie, change their mind, and put it back in the package.