Captain Rob 💙💛🤍

Five books...two series, lots of dead people and much chortling and snort laughs. Six Idiots Witness a Murder (3 books) The Assassins' Social Club (2 books) Available on Amazon and Kindle 😀

@SheExclaimed With assassinations and humour 😁

@CaptainRandom10 A Grand Adventure ✨ marvelous

If you were asked to outline “How to write a novel,” how would you respond? #WritingCommunity #writerslife #amwriting

@naughtymom101 Oh yes, I agree. Or maybe there's a sweet spot of doing something reasonably okay that earns you a lot of money so you can follow your passions outside of work?

@CaptainRandom10 That's a possibility... But spending your entire life not doing something you love is equally horrible.

Doing the calculations to see where I can go on vacation. Apparently, I can go to work. 😂😂

@SheExclaimed I am a bit of both... Imagine a road trip from New York to Los Angeles...I would plot out the cities I wanted to visit (Pittsburgh, Nashville, Atlanta etc.) and then work out the route from one to the other as I write. And sometimes things come to me and I go on detours!

@CaptainRandom10 Wise ✨ I take it you’re a planner??

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@deidrejowen A hat-trick of hats!

@CaptainRandom10 Hat-ception!

Got a new hat.

@naughtymom101 My worry is if I followed the advice to 'do something you love and then you'll never work a day in your life' that the thing I was doing and being paid for within just become a chore and I wouldn't enjoy it any more.

@CaptainRandom10 Nope. I don't think anyone of us are devoted fans. Unless your hobby actually makes a solid income. Ah well ...

@AuthorGoodwin The opposite...one of my books has a minor cameo character based on the (slightly exaggerated) best qualities of an ex who has hated me every day since we ended 😁 I can't get angry at the past or the people that inhabit it so I steer away from that type of thing.

I named one of my nastiest characters after a girl who was mean to me at school. Have you ever got revenge on someone in your stories?

#lufc if this doesn't sum up the current state of the Premier League #EPL I don't know what does

Ladies...does your partner sit on the couch watching TV and showing no signs of life every night? If so, buy one of my books on Amazon (or Kindle) and laugh your socks off while he's lying comatose in front of the football 😁

Earlier today, I went to the shop during my lunch break 😊 It's an outrageous development in what was a very boring day. Also, I'm sorry to flaunt the sheer excitement of my life to you all. 😳😂

I will let you all in on a secret...once you've made your first million and you can afford to take luxury limousines and private jets everywhere it really does make your life better. 😊 Or so I'm told 😳😁

@naughtymom101 Roll up for a free frying pan! 😂

@CaptainRandom10 Uhhh. Tempting. Kitchen supplies are always needed ... 😂😂😂

I have decided to give a money-back guarantee on my books! If you don't like one of my books, bring it to my house for a full refund. 💰 You'll also get my foot up your arse, closely followed by the book and whatever kitchen implements I have lying around. 😂 #writingcommunity

@J_Eden09 @England @wembleystadium Agree! Although the FA wouldnt have liked it when 90% of the fans would have been cheering for the opposition manager 😊

@England @wembleystadium Should of done the Uruguay game at elland road #lufc

A sold-out @WembleyStadium awaits vs Uruguay! 🏟️ Tickets are still available for the #ThreeLions' second 'send-off series' fixture vs Japan 👇

@Meredith_author I agree...we all have too much stuff anyway.

For anybody who's read one of my books and is planning to re-read it....you do realize you have to buy another copy, don't you? Don't be cheap, but yourself a spare 😂

@AliceLBronte Cheese on toast is highly underrated 😊

I make a good cheese on toast. And no, that doesn't mean that's the limit of my cooking skills. I can do a stir-fry, a soup...