Kate 💙🖤

I cannot stop watching this - it's fabulous! youtu.be/Rkcs_s5ZTJU

@RussInCheshire Thank goodness I'd just put my drink down otherwise I would now need a new laptop. That made me absolutely cackle. Thank you.

Does anyone have any idea why your marital status is relevant when buying car insurance? I'm not sure how my being single, married, civil partnership, living with someone, divorced, widowed or separated makes any difference. Any ideas?? #Insurance

@Gabriele_Corno I take it Cinderella is now on Twitter.

This is brilliantly well done! Warning: Don't watch if you haven't finished series 3 of Happy Valley.

@JaneyGodley The top part is beginning to look a little bit like Doll Noodles... and therefore is looking delicious 😊 #FreestyleKnitting

I genuinely don’t know what I am knitting - there’s no pattern I just keep doing lots of strange stitches

I'm thoroughly enjoying the roasted chestnuts... even though one of them exploded and made my lovely clean oven look like a lumpy snow scene. #HiccupsAnyone

@MorrisBrightMBE The Armchair Thriller.

First television show that comes to mind when you see and hear this....

This is the most beautiful and magical thing you will see today 😍

@RussInCheshire Oh how delicious! Have you tried adding parmesan or cheddar cheese or maybe some English Mustard powder? #ShallCraveBeansOnToastNow

Do you have a copy of Etta James’ I Just Wanna Make Love To You? Can you a man's hear voice at 0:30 secs? And at 0:38 do you hear a very clear “You gonna shut up or not”? @Prodnose Do you know of this happening on any other track? Whose voice will it be? Sound engineer?

@vrudresh @waitbutwhy Coffee flavoured fudge. 😊

@waitbutwhy Anyone knows what is the material being used here?

In case Twitter is making you anxious, here’s a man making a traditional teapot. [tiktok: zishacraftsman]

In a couple of weeks, when #WorldCup2022 is over there's going to be an awful lot of people trying to get their moral compass recalibrated. There might be a bit of a queue.

I think that this will always be the loveliest video I've ever seen, aided by the comment "He crashed his bike..." Brilliant!

This has had me in hysterics. The looking around in disbelief is incredible. 😂

@KirstieMAllsopp @caitlinmoran The Girl Code always reminds me of my little sister's tactic with biscuits. She'd grab the last 3, lick them and announce triumphantly to my brother and I "I've licked 'em". We'd look at each other, shrug and each take one from her.

As always @caitlinmoran is SO right about this, it’s completely daft thing which younger women are particularly obsessed by and it’s daft.

My wait time was 52 minutes 2 minutes ago. It's now only 27 minutes.

Keep an eye on the queue. It goes down a lot quicker than the system suggests and once it's your turn you've only got 10 minutes to start your shop. Once in, put one thing in your basket and checkout and then the queue will move real quick. 😊 #TescoChristmasDelivery

I think this might be the most delightful and the most remarkable cat video I've ever seen.

Enjoy this fabulousness!

@shitbarrister Erm... Hi 👋

I know someone whose surname is Head. And someone called Foote. And someone else called Legg. That’s 3 body parts. Fucking beat that, whoever is left on Twitter.