Cel Stacker

Good day. I'm Cel Stacker. I engage in phony film commentary. You may recognize me from such hits as "This Has No Audience", "I'd Rather Watch Fluorocarbon" and "Yes, Virginia, Producers DO Worship A Satan!"

Steven Spielberg tells Hollywood to keep making original movies as he debuts new "Disclosure Day" footage at #CinemaCon. “If all we make is known branded IP, we’re going to run out of gas. There is nothing more important than giving the audience visual stories, and they can be in any form, but we need to tell more original stories.” variety.com/2026/film/news…

‘The Raid’ director Gareth Evans is returning to theaters with a remake of ‘A COLT IS MY PASSPORT’. Starring Ṣọpẹ́ Dìrísù as a dual-wielding assassin & Jack Reynor in a neo-noir setting.

First teaser for ‘SPACEBALLS: THE NEW ONE’. In theaters on April 23, 2027.

Meet Gabriella, Ariel's deaf and mute friend from "The Little Mermaid" TV series.

Samurai Shodown VI (2005)

Lost media is one of the worst experiences that can happen in animation. Stone protectors was considered lost media until four years ago when the final episodes were found on European broadcasting tapes. We have some partial lost shows like Skysurfers Strikeforce and Barn Yard Commandos. Hopefully this one can be found soon. 🙏

Jordan Charney (Now 89), is a Retired Actor That Has Appeared in 84 TV Shows and Movies Between 1965-2007. This Year Jordan Will Be Celebrating His 60 YEAR ANNIVERSARY With Wife Nancy Cooperstein. 80s Wise, Jordan Appeared in the Following: Three’s Company (1979-1983) Marriage is Alive and Well (1980) The Waltons (1980) The Ropers (1980) The Plutonium Incident (1980) Those Lips, Those Eyes (1980) Witches’ Brew (1980) Lou Grant (1981) Benson (1981) Private Benjamin (1981) General Hospital (1981) Hill Street Blues (1981) Separate Ways (1981) Hart to Hart (1982) Frances (1982) Blood Feud (1983) Tucker’s Witch (1983) Amazons (1984) Ernie Kovacs: Between the Laughter (1984) Falcon Crest (1984) E/R (1984) The Cartier Affair (1984) The Imposter (1984) Ghostbusters (1984) Robert Kennedy and His Times (1985) Kids Don’t Tell (1985) T.J.Hooker (1985) Do You Remember Love? (1985) Santa Barbara (1985) Amos (1985) Hunter (1985) Crime of Innocence (1985) Final Jeopardy (1985) Glitter (1985) Misfits of Science (1985) Creator (1985) Samaritan: The Mitch Snyder Story (1986) Our House (1986) My Little Girl (1986) Shell Game (1987) Rags to Riches (1987) Home Fires (1987) Highway to Heaven (1987) Dynasty (1987) L.A. Law (1987) Knots Landing (1988) Baja Oklahoma (1988) The Bronx Zoo (1988) The Town Bully (1988) To Heal a Nation (1988) David (1988) Night Court (1988) Capone Behind Bars (1989) When He’s Not a Stranger (1989) Matlock (1989) #jordancharney #threescompany #ghostbusters #anotherworld #guidinglight

I loved Pete’s Dragon (1977). Not sure I want to revisit it and risk breaking the magic, but what a cast Mickey Rooney and Helen Reddy were terrific, Shelley Winters was gloriously grubby, and Jim Dale & Red Buttons had live‑action Fox and Cat from Pinocchio energy. Good memories

@FreezinIceKirby Honestly, I think I would assign the Samurai Pizza Cats to that mission. Much more fitting tone wise. Hey, they've already got the spaghetti! (Yes, that movie was screen cancer wrapped in a fever dream. 😂😂)

@CelStacker I kind of hate that my mind started wishing we could see one of these involving the Swat Kats and that Joseph Lai film about the galaxy inside that woman. ...I'm never gonna forget about that movie. 😅

...seamless... 😂

You don’t have to be perfect to be loved, or appreciated. Being true to yourself, and everyone is what makes you so loved, and cared for. Embrace yourself, and your authenticity, as that is what makes you so special and adored! 💖

I never did post a good pic of my booth at #AnimationYall2026 - may as well post it now! My takeaway from the expo is that I have a lot to level up in, including taking lots more photos with folks and posting more. Never to late to learn- I'll be back next year!

Remembering Charles Chaplin (1889 ‑ 1977) on his birthday!

I was just laid off from The Walt Disney Company after 12.5 years with the company. Ask me anything.

Martin Ritt's HUD (1963) • Entering the Criterion Collection in July! criterion.com/films/30203-hud A family’s downfall becomes a stark elegy for the ideals of the American frontier in this quietly subversive reimagining of western myths.

Getting into Ratchet and Clank for the first time in 2026 is great A whole ass high quality 3D platformer franchise with like 15 games. Gonna be eating good for a while here!

20+ years later and this is still the coolest thing ever

Happy 67th birthday to the talented ‘Cow and Chicken’ and ‘I Am Weasel’ creator David Feiss.

Naruto’s English voice actor Maile Flanagan revealed the hardest scene to record was him meeting his parents. It came right after her own mother died.

Pretty disgusted at the state of the entertainment industry. I know artists never get treated fairly, but yeah, this sucks. I do hope everyone wanting to follow a career in the arts plays it smart and recognizes the landscape is completely different to what it was 10 years ago.