𓆏 Clowder

“To be happy you must eliminate two things: The fear of a bad future and The memory of a bad past.” - Seneca

IShowSpeed installed a pull-up bar in his bathroom calling it a "cheat code" "You pee 5-6 times a day. Every time you go to the bathroom do 10 pull-ups."

Duck tired of failing at everything he sets out to do

They have an unintegrated anima. Men go through horrors too, but a lot of them never actually process it or acknowledge their emotions. Their emotional world is so underdeveloped that they can only access feeling, soul, color, and depth THROUGH a woman. So when a relationship ends, it’s not just a loss, it’s like losing their only connection to their inner world, to life, soul, and Eros. And instead of seeing the breakup as initiation, they’ll often discard that side of themselves entirely, becoming cynical, ornery, romanticizing the past while being unable to actually re-enter vulnerable life in the present, reducing women to functions and resenting them for having access to something he abandoned.

anon submission

how it feels to be the only one at your job who's not afraid of confrontation:

>arrive to work >grab free coffee from break room >log onto laptop, open YouTube video “windows update no ads” put on full screen >head to bathroom. get paid to poop and scroll >1 hr/day = 260 hours a year >company pays you over $10K/yr to poop >HR cannot do anything about it

You have to ragebait your avoidant friends it's the only way they'll text back

"Paraguas" Porque los extranjeros cuestionan a los argentinos porque no usan paraguas cuando llueve.