Coach Absolution

Never commit to a judgment of someone you haven't met. especially if that judgment is built on perceptions of them given to you by someone else.

@piccolan @ReaperBlazedd @Kenny_Rowe_ @justalexoki Was that pasta spaghetti? kraft mac n cheese with hotdogs doesn't count here champ

@CoachAbsolution @ReaperBlazedd @Kenny_Rowe_ @justalexoki Making assertions like this isn't how critical thinking works. There has been plenty of times when I've had pizza for one meal and pasta for another. Just because YOU can't fathom that doesn't make it a premise that holds water in your fallacy here.

pineapple on pizza is really funny because literally everyone who's actually tried it likes it, proving the rest are just cattle attaching to whatever the herd told them to believe

You and I both know that if you have pizza for lunch and your options for dinner are Spaghetti or Teriyaki chicken, that you're going to select the latter. Because their profiles are too similar. If you can't understand what defines tomato as a profile, then go warm up some pop tarts and leave this to real foodys

@ReaperBlazedd @Kenny_Rowe_ @justalexoki @CoachAbsolution Most people don't add mozzarella to spaghetti they add parm. And that's also irrelevant to the original premise. Pizza and spaghetti are fundamentally different eating experiences

@Drakshaw @jaxvibez @justalexoki I'm 18 years in the kitchen. If you can't remove your feelings from the conversation and categorize dishes properly, then stick to hot pockets.

@CoachAbsolution @jaxvibez @justalexoki 3.5 years in a kitchen. They are two SEPERATE tastes, types and dishes with differing ingredients. You need to learn kitchen theory.

@jaxvibez @justalexoki Learn to cook, sport

@CoachAbsolution @justalexoki You must be the biggest retard alive, no shit they are Italian dishes, thats literally the only common similarities between those two food, I can’t imagine how life is being such a clueless fucking dumbass like you kid 😂😂

@justalexoki Unite the clans against these Heathens

@justalexoki I've tried it, and it's gross. If you like it so much, put pineapple in your spaghetti next time. it's the same flavor profile right?

@lilchr0me @justalexoki And you've probably never cooked before

@justalexoki @CoachAbsolution i aint never ate spaghetti and said “this taste like pizza” never in my life

@jaxvibez @justalexoki Sorry you've never realized that they are both based in an Italian palette. Stick to chicken tenders

@CoachAbsolution @justalexoki It’s honestly crazy how much you’re projecting, cause you’re literally the person who can’t be taken seriously, comparing spaghetti and pizza 😂

@The_Pixel_Man5 @nohair87 @justalexoki I'm not committing to any judgments lol, I don't care why someone is bald

@CoachAbsolution @nohair87 @justalexoki x.com/i/status/20167…

@nohair87 @justalexoki You're the one taking a piss argument about food way too seriously lol

@CoachAbsolution @justalexoki Neat. Anyone who thinks that’s a valid response or a “gotcha” thing to say is literally a child. You’re a sad, pathetic moron who has no friends or family to love them, so you insult others on their appearance because you have no redeeming qualities of your own. You’re miserable.

@nohair87 @justalexoki no, but I have a head full of hair

@CoachAbsolution @justalexoki Do you think pasta and pizza dough taste the same? Do you think spaghetti sauce and pizza sauce are interchangeable? Do you have the palette of a 5 year old?

@justalexoki okay, now we know you can't be taken seriously

@CoachAbsolution what fucking spaghetti are you eating that it's the same flavor profile as pizza

@ronsterd89 "Wise man say, forgiveness is divine but never pay full price for late pizza"

@kronicspin1 @naturelife_ok His name was Apollo, and he was the first male I ever raised. He was a big happy dork, had one floppy ear, and was very affectionate.

@CoachAbsolution @naturelife_ok You gave him his best life and that’s commendable. It’s a tough gig having a dog that has seizures.

What? Someone tell me what's going on with this dog.. 🐶🥹

You mean the shit that’s literally happening all across America right now??

@garrettkidney I don't like MrBeast at all, but defending anime filler is about as stupid as defending someone eating junk food all day to keep from being hungry

A dislike of filler is a weak minded attitude. Enjoy spending time living in a world with its characters and stop treating shows like a narrative checklist.

@RinoTheBouncer Yugioh

What game is this?🚀

@Sola_Requiem Overhead the Albatross

Tell me your favorite band and I'll tell you what kind of man you are.

I've always wondered what these ghost hunting shows needed, turns out it's a bit of Russian hardbass.