CommanderDill

@Fat_Electrician What do you think of these “On Demand” payment plans where you can get access to your paycheck before payday?

@horsetwting Why am I allergic to horses

stop asking me questions like how i can make tweets ask questions like my favourite colour

@Hatemonger_ Any 22lr revolver.

What’s your least favorite gun

@kelly_ques Hercules

Which old-school Disney movie is your favourite?

@CheapPickle Hello my pickle friend.

hello pickle friends, its been a bit since i used this a lot

@timscott1978 @bronco3016 Excuse me?

@bronco3016 Pickles

Which one gets the Boot? 💥

@MonsterEnergy Monster taste like ass on a good day.

we lost vine. twitter lost its name but monster still in rotation, and that means something. deadass

@uscfan981 Good beer. Love that new glarus

Say something nice about Wisconsin.

@LegendLinan @Syndicate @DemolitionRanch @YouTube I agree.

@Commander_Dill @Syndicate @DemolitionRanch @YouTube Completely valid💯

I hope @DemolitionRanch is good, man miss that dude on the @YouTube’s 💔

@JERICHO Womp womp

Still no fix for our internet. I can’t even stay in a Forza lobby without DCing. Life is meaningless

@LegendLinan @Syndicate @DemolitionRanch @YouTube To spend time with us family. The kids are growing up and his sentiment was he doesn’t have much time until they’re out of the house.

@Syndicate @DemolitionRanch @YouTube I been out the loop 🤦‍♂️ why did bro step away?

@EmilySm43 Looks like a solid grad party meal. Def not worth 30 bucks tho.

Would you pay $30 for this ?.

@uscfan981 They have okay chicken at best

Same something nice about Kentucky.

@FINALLEVEL The spicy Hard Cheetos.

The Big Question: The hard Cheetos or the soft Puffs?

@NatureS62256 Donuts.

Which one do you eliminate?

@drinkEchelon What flavor of Echelon should I try next? I’ve had all of the spicy ones.

Echy do what Echy want. 🔋

@wtfahhh0 Movie magic.

Wait... if Supergirl's skin is bulletproof, how does she have ear piercings?

@StarWarsDaily_ To make it good.

If you could change one thing about The Force Awakens what would it be?

@The_King_Trout Same. But from my fat ass cat.

Hearing my dog snoring is the white noise that puts my ass straight to sleep