Alyssa ✨ There’s ☕️ in that nebula ✨

this too shall turn into a whole thing

April fools day is cancelled this year because every day is a fucking joke

After 40, you're like an old phone battery. Even if you charge yourself overnight for 10 hours, by 8AM you're only at 60%😒

every morning in 2026 for me

Did they just… superimpose people on top of the animated movie? Another remake we didn’t need. 😩

let’s call it a week guys, we did our best.

i LOVE being in bed like yeah everything is terrible but at least im in bed

This is the most creative Force ghost cosplay I’ve seen.

Me at 7am: *puts sheets in the washer* me at 9pm: oh no

IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL TO TAKE A NAP AND STILL HAVE A HEADACHE WHEN YOU WAKE UP. LIKE NO I SHUT IT OFF AND BACK ON AGAIN WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE

"Your generation is very technologically advanced" Me trying to delete a blank page in word document:

The four major food groups in Philly: Pretzels, hoagies, cheesesteaks, and water ice. Philly doesn’t just have food, it has institutions. There’s nowhere else in America that tastes like this city.

"Oh I thought I heard them call out my group"🙄

NEURODIVERGENTS WILL BE LIKE “I’M SO TIRED” AND THEN REFUSE TO SLEEP BECAUSE THEY HAVEN’T HAD ENOUGH ME TIME AFTER SURVIVING THE DAY