Cosmo Kramer

Name an album that sounds extra amazing when you’re baked.

We're so excited to celebrate Pride Night at TD Garden 🏳️‍🌈💚

@Super70sSports Was thinking the exact same thing today. Well said Ricky.

I used to wonder how old people could be so chill about dying but I’ve lived long enough now I think I’m starting to get it. Everything just gets progressively weirder and dumber until you’re finally like “Ok, Jesus, take me home before it gets even stupider.”

@zaeldon987 @hawkblogger 41-6

@hawkblogger Nobody taking the Mickey Mouse bowl serious 🤣. Super Bowl fluke. Niners the big bros yall knew that. That’s why we get the Thursday game

Still struggling with that Pats SB whooping, I see…

@mccaffreyformvp @jaxon_smith1 41-6

SEAAAAA

@CutOffNate @jaxon_smith1 @_hawkszn_

@jaxon_smith1 @_hawkszn_ Request a trade to my 49ers

@ShooterMcGavin 26 years ago I had big expectations for my life

26 years ago Tiger Woods had 308 to the pin and pulled out a 3 wood

@Super70sSports His wife didn't do a damn thing around that house. No job, no house work. WTF?

Mike Brady arrives home from work and braces himself for the inevitable shitstorm he’s about to walk into.

@Super70sSports Billy Paultz snubbed

My 10 favorite basketball players ever: Larry Bird George Gervin Julius Erving Michael Jordan Pete Maravich Magic Johnson Charles Barkley Bill Walton Artis Gilmore Dan Issel

@Super70sSports And a massive 95 cent discount if you buy the whole suit instead of the pants and shirt individually 🤣

@damone_mike @Super70sSports I'd like to kick 100% of that guy's ass

@Super70sSports You

I’m sick and fucking tired of stores with 30 checkout lanes and one fucking employee working.

@TheBabylonBee Lessons start early. Get tough or learn to play the piano.

Holes In 7-Year-Old's Game Exposed As Dad Delivers Epic Beatdown buff.ly/GV5l69I

@Super70sSports The Beach Boys are going to get massacred in round 1 action.

Thirty-two “Why not …” poll Championship Friday winners are in the field but only ONE will remain standing. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the 2nd Annual Super 70s Sports Spectacular Bracket of Randomness! The action begins tomorrow.

@Super70sSports Sorry mom. Ain't happening.

Act now and Kmart will also throw in a free counseling session for your kid to begin working through the trauma of everyone mercilessly roasting him for wearing any of these abominations to school …

@Super70sSports Miguel was the glue guy of that team

Perhaps the greatest roster ever assembled.

@TheBabylonBee Blue dresses step to the front I'm assuming

Bill Clinton Selflessly Volunteers To Help Short-Staffed TSA With Pat Downs buff.ly/nRY0MMC

The official ice cream of “It’s 1975 and, hey, there’s ice cream in the freezer!”

@OlaAkorin @stoolpresidente @grok God you're dumb

Previously imprisoned for trying to support ISIS? What are we even doing here? If you support terrorists groups either stay in jail for life or get kicked out of the country forever. This is what terrorist groups what to do. Kill Americans. Feel like I’m taking crazy pills

@BrandiKruse Because he has non-white skin and it would have been "racist" to deport him?

WHY WAS HE STILL IN THE COUNTRY

@bcondotta yeah, like who could of seen that coming? Ralph Malph probably had something to do with it.

Always sorta thought Arnold was to blame for this for putting the chicken stand there. Where else was The Fonz supposed to go?