Crypthesaurus 🦖

This is savage

@JamesHu27192912 Come on. The boy is right. Don’t u know the whole world revolves around him?

🚨 Muslim man: “Please stop eating… I can smell that. I’m fasting for Ramadan. Do you mind not eating?” Woman: “I’m eating my lunch. That’s your problem.” Muslim man: “But I’m fasting… it’s Ramadan…” Woman: “F off. If you don’t want to see someone eating, stay at home.” Your thoughts ?

Ever wonder where’s $Samba escaping to?

Calling for audition for #prisonbreak $Samba for lead actor

Where’d $Samba? Ap2kRqGSsynH8Jn4AQ3fLt2YdK3hUp9MsZnRpjLTpump

$Samba evading capture like a pro Ap2kRqGSsynH8Jn4AQ3fLt2YdK3hUp9MsZnRpjLTpump

@Matt_Pinner A. Four eights and one nine B. Four, eight, one and nine C. Four eights, one and nine D. Four, eight and one nine

Can you solve?

$Samba has been training for it all his life Ap2kRqGSsynH8Jn4AQ3fLt2YdK3hUp9MsZnRpjLTpump

@Matt_Pinner Look like a B cup?

It’s 3am, and you see this.. How do you react?

@sciencegirl Why are we wasting water like this?

Which tank will empty first

@femalebodybuil6 Don’t let the woman drive

ONE driving tip

@Ravenismeee Avengers: infinity wars

I need a movie where the villain actually won

@speaks28389 Obviously number 2. She has a weapon.

Who deserves your seat??

@Eccentriclivin @otokyo__ that handwriting is splendid

@otokyo__ You shouldnt write on your hand, ink not so good for health

🤔

@otokyo__ Slimming company model. The before picture

Can you guess?

@Matt_Pinner I see crypthesaurus

Apparently if you’re right-brained you see a rabbit, if you’re left-brained you see a turtle. What do you see? 🤔

@Kingstaccz Where u staying after selling your house?

Sold my house I put all the proceeds in a memecoin Call me stupid or retarted but I think this is going to work out.

@JakeGagain How about what I read? Esp from Jake? How much to believe

read it twice

@Lanny_taks @UtdMaI You must be fun at party Lanny

@UtdMaI Garnacho world-class? Nah, that’s a stretch. He’s struggling at Chelsea, and Ugarte isn’t the magic fix for a player who’s already failing to make an impact. Chelsea’s problems run deeper than just one signing. What’s the plan when Ugarte can't change his inconsistency?

Alejandro Garnacho is a fantastic player. In fact, he is world-class already, but Chelsea need to sign Manuel Ugarte to unlock Garnacho.