Crypto Jon retweeté
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Crypto Jon retweeté
getting your shit rocked and then saying a one liner is such a good bit
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Crypto Jon retweeté
The thing with Indians and trains is perfectly comprehensible if you know the story of the Juggernaut festival, first reported by British colonialists almost a century ago.
They would intentionally throw themselves and their children under the wheels. It's a blood memory.
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Even the kids stand in front of mini trains
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nigga pulled over for drake like he was an ambulance
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A Drake fan teared up after seeing him drive by his car 😭 "I'm bout to f*cking cry... He said it in the song bro, three black suburbans"
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be aubrey plaza:
> get married
> cheat on husband
> husband commits suicide
> pregnant by another guy a year later
women lol
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If you hear these guys coming through the door, it's best to hit the deck... quickly
Source: Forward Observations
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FBI agent at the WHCD shooting tonight, armed with a H&K MP-7.
If he can have it so should we.
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Crypto Jon retweeté
Male podcast: History, sports, comedy, esoteric theories.
Female podcast: Murder or “I’m a gigantic whore.”
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Zara Larsson reveals she hooked up with her best friend’s boyfriend at 16 while drunk… then another girl filmed it and sent it to her friend. She says all her friends cut her off after. 😳 “She and all my friends just cut me off and I felt like a floating piece of trash in the universe.”.
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I've never seen them make kurama out of legos
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They made Laboon from One Piece out of LEGOs 😱 (via ricardozangelmi_art_/IG)
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New 'Absolute Batman' cover pays homage to Luffy's Gear 2 in 'One Piece' 🦇
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FUUUUUCK its gonna be a long week
Hak🍉@Icantbeliev23
@robinreadsop Ussop has a canonical slander name btw
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Why will @LEGO_Group make Olivia Rodrigo sets when the stuff she’s mostly known for are her songs that have tons of swearing and innuendo in it yet they have a problem putting punisher in a Spider-man Brand New Day set. Meanwhile they’ve still MADE the character before.
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‘Lego won’t put Punisher in a lego set because violence’
THEY MADE A STRANGER THINGS LEGO SET WITH FUCKING VECNA! THIS IS SUCH BULLSHIT!
Mercenary18ZX@Mercenary18zx
Why will @LEGO_Group make Olivia Rodrigo sets when the stuff she’s mostly known for are her songs that have tons of swearing and innuendo in it yet they have a problem putting punisher in a Spider-man Brand New Day set. Meanwhile they’ve still MADE the character before.
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