Pascal Messervier

Strategy has acquired 4,871 BTC for ~$329.9 million at ~$67,718 per bitcoin. As of 4/5/2026, we hold 766,970 $BTC acquired for ~$58.02 billion at ~$75,644 per bitcoin. $MSTR $STRC strategy.com/press/strategy…

₿ack to Work.

What people think minimum wage is: - Helping poor workers earn more - Fighting corporate greed - Basic human decency What minimum wage actually is: - A price floor that creates unemployment - Government forcing you to price out low-skilled workers - Making it illegal to hire someone whose productivity is below $15/hour When Seattle raised minimum wage to $15, teen employment dropped 31% in two years. You didn't help workers—you eliminated their jobs entirely. Every minimum wage hike destroys the bottom rung of the economic ladder that teenagers and unskilled workers need to climb. The irony? Politicians who never ran a business telling entrepreneurs they must pay workers more than they produce. Pure economic illiteracy dressed up as compassion.

Strategy has acquired 1,031 BTC for ~$76.6 million at ~$74,326 per bitcoin. As of 3/22/2026, we hodl 762,099 $BTC acquired for ~$57.69 billion at ~$75,694 per bitcoin. $MSTR $STRC strategy.com/press/strategy…

Chuck Norris told a woman to calm down and she did.

Some of my all-time favorite Chuck jokes: - Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did. - Chuck Norris can swim on land. - When Chuck Norris jumps in the water he doesn’t get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris. RIP brother 😇

In 1977, the US government told Americans to cut fat and cut cholesterol. Eggs were demonized. Butter got replaced with margarine. Then came the drug. Statins became the most prescribed medication in history. Pfizer made $125 billion off Lipitor alone. Here's what the actual numbers show: To prevent a single heart attack in people with no prior heart disease, you have to treat 104 people with statins for 5 years. And there's still no proven reduction in overall death. Meanwhile the side effects — muscle damage, liver problems, cognitive decline, higher diabetes risk — are very real. In 2015, the Dietary Guidelines quietly removed the cholesterol limit they'd spent 40 years enforcing. No press conference. No apology. Nothing. Your body makes cholesterol because it needs it. Your brain is made of it. Your hormones run on it. They demonized something your body can't live without — then sold you a drug to fight it. Swipe through and look at the numbers yourself. #NSNG #Cholesterol #StatinDrugs #LowCarb #DietHeartHypothesis #AncelKeys #RealFood

Strategy has acquired 22,337 BTC for ~$1.57 billion at ~$70,194 per bitcoin. As of 3/15/2026, we hodl 761,068 $BTC acquired for ~$57.61 billion at ~$75,696 per bitcoin. $MSTR $STRC strategy.com/press/strategy…

Sunday Survey: How much Bitcoin have you been scammed out of?

Strategy has acquired 17,994 BTC for ~$1.28 billion at ~$70,946 per bitcoin. As of 3/8/2026, we hodl 738,731 $BTC acquired for ~$56.04 billion at ~$75,862 per bitcoin. $MSTR $STRC strategy.com/press/strategy…

Really grateful for the opportunity to talk about past-present-future for CleanSpark.

🇺🇸 CATHIE WOOD JUST URGED EVERYONE TO SELL THEIR GOLD AND BUY BITCOIN BEFORE IT HITS $1,500,000 "I WOULD SHIFT FROM GOLD TO BTC”

$STRC closes at $100.005 on 1.82M shares — 97% of volume above ATM threshold all session. ~1,015 BTC estimated today. New single-day record, well past the previous best of ~787. Historic accumulation. Yield at 11.5%. STRC.live

$STRC now goes to 11.50%.

Strategy has acquired 3,015 BTC for ~$204.1 million at ~$67,700 per bitcoin. As of 3/1/2026, we hodl 720,737 $BTC acquired for ~$54.77 billion at ~$75,985 per bitcoin. $MSTR $STRC strategy.com/press/strategy…

@VegasDavein @AdamBLiv @notsoeasymoney Not exactly bragging rights - they obviously smashed their mouths full of junk food

@AdamBLiv @notsoeasymoney I finally found something I know better than you - the price of a call girl 🤑

It just cost me $164 for 3 people to go to the movies. Absolutely insane. But scream 7, lot of fun

LASIK eye surgery cost $2,200 per eye in 2000. Today it's around $1,000 per eye despite 24 years of inflation. Meanwhile, an MRI that cost $1,200 in 2000 now costs $3,000+. The difference? LASIK operates in a free market with no insurance interference and minimal regulation. When patients pay directly, providers must compete on price and quality. LASIK clinics advertise prices, offer financing, and constantly improve technology to attract customers. Compare this to hospital procedures where prices are hidden, patients never see bills, and insurance companies negotiate opaque rates that somehow always increase faster than inflation. Cosmetic surgery follows the same pattern. Breast augmentation, rhinoplasty, and other elective procedures have become more affordable and safer over decades. Surgeons invest in better techniques and equipment because they must satisfy paying customers, not insurance bureaucrats or hospital administrators focused on maximizing reimbursements. The lesson is clear: remove third-party payment systems and excessive regulation, and you get Austrian economics in action. Prices fall, quality rises, and innovation accelerates. Healthcare costs aren't rising because of aging populations or new technology—they're rising because we've destroyed the price mechanism that makes markets work.

Strategy has acquired 592 BTC for ~$39.8 million at ~$67,286 per bitcoin. As of 2/22/2026, we hodl 717,722 $BTC acquired for ~$54.56 billion at ~$76,020 per bitcoin. $MSTR $STRC strategy.com/press/strategy…

Watch our CEO and Chairman @smatthewschultz recap $CLSK's fiscal first quarter 2026: youtu.be/tyOJNQCxYUE?si…

Strategy has acquired 2,486 BTC for ~$168.4 million at ~$67,710 per bitcoin. As of 2/16/2026, we hodl 717,131 $BTC acquired for ~$54.52 billion at ~$76,027 per bitcoin. $MSTR $STRC strategy.com/press/strategy…