. cybersymph

When hbs bail is 44$ but with that money I could buy a mayday nsr plushie

whole house mad

“That ain’t enough booty for him?” - my mom when I called to tell her Meg got cheated on.

me yelling "uno!" with 48 cards and a brick of coke up my ass

Zohran Mamdani what is your plan to ban Klay Thompson from NYC???

Klay Thompson stand ready for my arrival.

BYE BYE KLAY THOMPSON

THE PLANE IS CRASHING! We have 8 parachutes and 7 people Damon Maitsu:

All Wolfgang ever did was get laid and die

reminder that the survivors of pjeg would've been 3 straight people & their lesbian sugarmommy

You can dislike a popular or even canon ship without being a dick to the people that enjoy it btw

Fuck you every character i slightly relate to is transgender

What job 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Happy lesbian visibility day

putting this back on the tl

MEN AREN’T LOVED UNCONDITIONALLY. Let’s keep it that way. Something about a man having an opinion just doesn’t sit right with me. A compilation of misandrist tweets (keep it going)

Me and her btw

Might have accidentally cosplayed Ada Wong today 🤣

Also jumpscaring my followers with the fact that no Im not a pathetic loser lesbian I'm a pathetic loser lesbian with a girlfriend

@plastichammer_ Just calm down don't do it...

I’m going to do horrendous things