David Proctor

BREAKING: Dow Jones Industrial Average futures open over -1,000 points lower, now down -4,000 points since hitting 50,000 for the first time on February 5th.

The playlist on the backfields for the Orioles’ first full-squad workout this morning featured: Nickelback Creed Three Days Grace Stone Temple Pilots Goo Goo Dolls 3 Doors Down

First Super Bowl set of ads to actively make me repulsed by the products on offer. I was looking at Ring cameras, zero chance I ever want that Palantir shit in my home now. Probably going to skip my usual Monday Dunkin tomorrow, it’s just too cringe.

DESANTIS: “What a cheap existence we’ll have if we use AI to replace a majestic cinematic performance by one of our great actors. That we're gonna somehow have AI perform music better than Elvis. If go down that road we are gonna be MUCH poorer for it as a culture and society.”

News: Dan Kolko will succeed Bob Carpenter doing play-by-play on Nationals broadcasts this year, according to multiple people familiar with the decision. Kolko filled in regularly for Carpenter last year and has been a part of Nats coverage in various roles since 2012.