TomBradyLover911
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TomBradyLover911
@DatDudeBW__
The duality of man
Poca, WV Inscrit le Aralık 2012
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I’m sorry but there’s just no way a winged creature is 600,0000 thousand pounds lol
!!dontfwayoo 🥷@onlypeluayo
Vermax is 250-300 tons. The anchor holding him down is just 2.5-3.5 tons. He should’ve been able to lift it out of the water with zero effort."
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@tayorb23 Until death all defeat is psychological!!!!!
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Our CFO sent a panicked Slack message saying we're at 98% capacity on our enterprise cloud storage.
She asked if we were experiencing catastrophic data bloat from the new marketing push.
We aren't.
We're experiencing the sheer weight of my personal media empire.
I'm currently hosting a 40-terabyte Plex server on the company mainframe.
I have every single episode of Seinfeld rendered in uncompressed 4K resolution.
I told her our storage is full because of an aggressive database mirroring protocol required for GDPR compliance.
I said if we delete anything, we risk triggering a cascading latency collapse across our entire European market.
We don't even have a European market.
She immediately approved a $120K budget increase to expand our AWS storage buckets.
I thanked her for prioritizing our data sovereignty.
I'm going to use the new servers to host a private Classic World of Warcraft realm.
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hey you wanna see something cool?
crash test dummy@the_moral_abc
Eric Andre show does not hold up at all
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imma keep repeating this, everyone is either 15 or psychotic.
NOT cunty jane austen@johnnyfIynn
jace abandoning his dragon feels so untargaryen and out of character
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