Doc Emrick

when my kids ask me what it was like to listen to doc emrick call a hockey game twitter.com/15_sappp/statu…

Retweet if you wish you could hear Doc call one more Stanley Cup Playoff game.

Doc calls Sidney Crosby’s shootout winner at the 2008 Winter Classic. 🎥: @NBCSports

KELCE, HE SCORES, ITS OVER! AFTER SO MANY FIREWAGON LEAD CHANGES, THE CHIEFS HAVE WAFFLEBOARDED AWAY THE BUFFALO BILLS, WHAT MARVELOUS CHAOS IN ARROWHEAD!

Chesnut shovels down 76 hot dogs & buns, a bald eagle soars overhead, the American flag waves high in the sky. He breaks his own world record, AGAIN, MY GOODNESS! The chant is “AMERICA”. Happy Fourth of July!

Juzang finesses on in, FIRES, it wouldn’t go, ANOTHER TRY, HE SCORES, THE GAME IS TIED. Suggs hustles back the other way, HE FLINGS ONE FROM HALF COURT...HE SCORES, SUGGS, ITS OVER! GONZAGA WILL PLAY FOR THE TITLE, OH WHAT MARVELOUS CHAOS!

BIDEN, HE SCORES, ITS OVER!

it’s crazy how all of these things rhyme

No, we will never waffleboard Doc away.

As the real Doc makes a firewagon change into retirement, we will all have to maneuver through the quagmire that is the NHL without him. Nothing could shuffleboard more fans into their seats than hearing Doc call a hockey game. A truly legendary career, MY GOODNESS!

Doc Emrick doing play by play of a windshield wiper installation is what the world needs right now.

The NBA season has been WAFFLEBOARDED AWAY!

2019 has been WAFFLEBOARDED AWAY!

Mike Babcock has been WAFFLEBOARDED AWAY!

Pierre has been WAFFLEBOARDED AWAY!

Andrew Luck has WAFFLEBOARDED AWAY THE NFL, OH WHAT CHAOS IN INDIANAPOLIS!

I swagger on up to Area 51, and approach a quagmire of social media users who CHARGE toward the mysterious government facility. A few pesky kids make it inside & try to finagle away with an extraterrestrial being, BUT IT WOULD NOT GO, RIFLED AWAY BY SECURITY!

JOC PEDERSON IS FINALLY WAFFLEBOARDED AWAY!

Swing after swing, these two human baseball cannons decimate the baseball population one pitch at a time AND THEY TIE FOR A SECOND STRAIGHT ROUND, 37 TO 37, CAN YOU BELIEVE THESE GUYS?

Vlad Guerrero Jr swaggers up to the plate & HAMMERS 29 home runs in back to back rounds, WHAT A MAGNIFICENT DISPLAY OF POWER BY A GARGANTUAN YOUNG SUPERSTAR, MY GOODNESS!